Most Random advice ever given to you?

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AlaynaJ

AlaynaJ

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Okay.. This one is simple.... Tell the most random bit of advice anyone has ever given you?

For me, it was from my cousin....

"Don't eat cassaroles in the dark"

Now, how about from you others?
 
AlaynaJ

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"Don't die... It's bad for your health."
 
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ive had a simialr piece of advice lol

dont forget to breathe hahaha
 
AlaynaJ

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Forgetting to breathe is a very hard thing to accomplish, unless you are giggling too hard to manage it....

"Never drink purple water... You don't have a clue what Alien might have made it...."
 
Christianrkchk89

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"Don't ever do drugs....you don't need them"

lol yah that was as random as it gets...well, that I can remember.
 
Facehugger

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"Never spit Acid in to the wind"
 
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''move to australia and be a bum... telemarketing is for weirdos"

advice from one of my customers as i was a telemarketer :D haha i thought it was funnae!
 
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the cat drools!!!
 
AlaynaJ

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Be careful what you wish for. If you wish for a cute guy.. You might get a cute kitten instead....
 
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Coffee is bad for you!

:D:p:)
 
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krma-gurl

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careful the toilets blocked
 
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goth4god

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dont drink the coffee! its chunky! ha ha ewww...
 
AlaynaJ

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Quoted directly from my cousin, Cristen.

"Don't slap a Spice Girl.... You might miss and hit Margaret Thatcher"
 
AlaynaJ

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Yet another one from Cristen:

"Whack a mole for Good Luck!!!"
 
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you should try doing it without a thumb!
 
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You should throw powdered creamer on it! it will explode!
[if you throw powdered creamer on fire it explodes! super fun!]
 
AlaynaJ

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Beware of the roaming turtle-wombat. It carries a dangerous pouch full of Crystal light filled syringes.... (From Cristen... And no, she won't tell me why the Crystal light is dangerous)
 
AlaynaJ

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Also, from Luke, since he doesn't seem to want to post this himself: Don't trust men with Argyle Socks.
 
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