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Tonight there is no way to sleep so I thought to this joke just to relax. Boring and too serious people are advised: this is not for you. If you want to go on reading you do at your own risk.
Let's begin!
There are 2 section one for ladies and one for men but the question is the same.
Ladies (men read below please)
Imagine you are looking for a job and you found one you like it. But there is a problem: you need to pass an exam to get hired. You do each kind of efforts to study at your best. It's the exam day and you are very excited and nervous.
When you get to the building you see your maybe future boss who is the same person who is going to ask you the questions in the examination room and judge your knowledge (he introduces himself like the boss): he looks like this actor (look at him deeply to answer the next question and be honest when you answer):
What do you do?
A) It's a love at first sight: you can't control your body so you approach him, tell who you are and ask him the phone number. Then you go away and you call him the same evening to fix an appointment, no matter if he has a girlfriend.
B) You run out immediately from the building crying: you just don't want to be involved.
C) You are so nervous that as he asks you the first question in the examing room you are so hypnotized by his sight that you can only say a "eh...". Your mind is clear like water and everything you studied in the past has been vanished. Eventually you don't pass the exam and you come back home very sad because you wasted a job opportunity.
D) You don't lose your control, you are a strong woman. You think "He is just a nice man like many others in the world, nothing special" and then "We all know beatiful men and women are often stupid ones". You afford all the questions with calm and clear mind. Eventually you don't get the job but you are one of those persons who say " This was just an opportunity, ther will be others in the future".
Men
Imagine you are looking for a job and you found one you like it. But there is a problem: you need to pass an exam to get hired. You do each kind of efforts to study at your best. It's the exam day and you are very excited and nervous.
When you get to the building you see your maybe future boss who is the same person who is going to ask you the questions in the examination room and judge your knowledge(she introduces himself like the boss): she looks like this actress (look at her deeply to answer the next question and be honest when you answer):
What do you do?
A) It's a love at first sight: you can't control your body so you approach her, tell who you are and ask her the phone number. Then you go away and you call her the same evening to fix an appointment, no matter if he has a boyfriend.
B) You run out immediately from the building crying: you just don't want to be involved.
C) You are so nervous that as he asks you the first question in the examing room you are so hypnotized by her sight that you can only say a "eh...". Your mind is clear like water and everything you studied in the past has been vanished. Eventually you don't pass the exam and you come back home very sad because you wasted a job opportunity.
D) You don't lose your control, you are a strong man. You think "She is just a nice woman like many others in the world, nothing special" and then "We all know beatiful men and women are often stupid ones". You afford all the questions with calm and clear mind. Eventually you don't get the job but you are one of those persons who say " This was just an opportunity, ther will be others in the future".
Now it's your turn: choose your answer. Comments are appreciated
Let's begin!
There are 2 section one for ladies and one for men but the question is the same.
Ladies (men read below please)
Imagine you are looking for a job and you found one you like it. But there is a problem: you need to pass an exam to get hired. You do each kind of efforts to study at your best. It's the exam day and you are very excited and nervous.
When you get to the building you see your maybe future boss who is the same person who is going to ask you the questions in the examination room and judge your knowledge (he introduces himself like the boss): he looks like this actor (look at him deeply to answer the next question and be honest when you answer):
What do you do?
A) It's a love at first sight: you can't control your body so you approach him, tell who you are and ask him the phone number. Then you go away and you call him the same evening to fix an appointment, no matter if he has a girlfriend.
B) You run out immediately from the building crying: you just don't want to be involved.
C) You are so nervous that as he asks you the first question in the examing room you are so hypnotized by his sight that you can only say a "eh...". Your mind is clear like water and everything you studied in the past has been vanished. Eventually you don't pass the exam and you come back home very sad because you wasted a job opportunity.
D) You don't lose your control, you are a strong woman. You think "He is just a nice man like many others in the world, nothing special" and then "We all know beatiful men and women are often stupid ones". You afford all the questions with calm and clear mind. Eventually you don't get the job but you are one of those persons who say " This was just an opportunity, ther will be others in the future".
Men
Imagine you are looking for a job and you found one you like it. But there is a problem: you need to pass an exam to get hired. You do each kind of efforts to study at your best. It's the exam day and you are very excited and nervous.
When you get to the building you see your maybe future boss who is the same person who is going to ask you the questions in the examination room and judge your knowledge(she introduces himself like the boss): she looks like this actress (look at her deeply to answer the next question and be honest when you answer):
What do you do?
A) It's a love at first sight: you can't control your body so you approach her, tell who you are and ask her the phone number. Then you go away and you call her the same evening to fix an appointment, no matter if he has a boyfriend.
B) You run out immediately from the building crying: you just don't want to be involved.
C) You are so nervous that as he asks you the first question in the examing room you are so hypnotized by her sight that you can only say a "eh...". Your mind is clear like water and everything you studied in the past has been vanished. Eventually you don't pass the exam and you come back home very sad because you wasted a job opportunity.
D) You don't lose your control, you are a strong man. You think "She is just a nice woman like many others in the world, nothing special" and then "We all know beatiful men and women are often stupid ones". You afford all the questions with calm and clear mind. Eventually you don't get the job but you are one of those persons who say " This was just an opportunity, ther will be others in the future".
Now it's your turn: choose your answer. Comments are appreciated
