ChristainChat.oholism

Hi, my name is Bob and I’m a ChristianChat.oholic. It all began a few weeks ago … found myself wandering the halls at night … my jaw was wide open and my forehead was covered with perspiration … and when I came to my senses, I found myself sitting on the mayor’s front steps. His maid asked me to leave … Our Senator, Harry Reid, said he agreed with my statement but then scratched his head and wondered out loud what that had to do with helping our struggling economy …

Well, that’s my story. Does anyone else have a confession they’d like to make or a story to tell?

What does the confession have to be about???

right.. okay here it goes. Ive told some guys in here that kept asking me what i looked like. That i was a school bus with arms and legs, Well surprisingly thats not true. I was over exaggerating. The truth is bob and everyone else Im like a large head board, depending on what size bed you have.

I would also like to confess that one time i told my brother there was a surprise for him in the back yard, then when he ran out of the back door, i locked him out of the house till my mom got home.

My sister and i used to share a room AND a bed when we were growing up, She really upset me one day cause she took one of my barbie dolls so i told her i was gonna get her back when she least expected it. I waited till she fell asleep then i turn around in bed and put both my feet up against her back and pushed as hard as i could, she flew off the bed and hit the wall beside the bed and slid down it, taking the blankets with her. I confess i enjoyed that much more than i should have.

I would also like to confess that one day my father king triton, he said dont go see prince eric! Your a mermaid you dont belong up there! but i did it anyways and ursula she took my voice,and transformed me into a human! and her evil spies flotsum and jetsum tried to drown me. This is really hard for me to talk about. So anyways I confess that i disobeyed my father, but now everythings okay, because me and prince eric got married! Im glad i got this off my chest!

And how do you feel about that?

i should confess that I told my brother that because he ate all the parts of an apple (even the seeds) that a tree was going to grow in his stomach and he was going to get really really tall. he is now about 6'2'' :O lol