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    Default DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?

    Did I read that sign right:

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER.PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHINGMACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
    Ina London department store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENTUPSTAIRS
    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHOTOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BETAKEN
    In an office:
    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFFSHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
    Outside a secondhand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET AWONDERFUL BARGAIN?
    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
    Spotted in a safari parkI surehope so)
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAYIN YOUR CAR
    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HASCHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
    Notice in a farmer's field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWSWALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
    Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ,THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIRANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
    Proofreading is a dying art,wouldn't you say?
    Man Kills Self BeforeShooting Wife and Daughter
    This one I caught inthe SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrotethis.
    It took two or threereadings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!
    They put in acorrection the next day.
    Something Went Wrongin Jet Crash, Expert Says
    R eally?Ya think?
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    Police Begin Campaignto Run Down Jaywalkers
    Now that's takingthings a bit far!
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    Panda Mating Fails;Veterinarian Takes Over
    What a guy!
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    Miners Refuse to Workafter Death
    No-good-for-nothing'lazy so-and-so's!
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    Juvenile Court to Try ShootingDefendant
    See if that works anybetter than a fair trial!
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    War Dims Hope forPeace
    I can see where itmight have that effect!
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    If Strike Isn'tSettled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
    Ya think?!
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    Cold Wave Linked toTemperatures
    Who would havethought!
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    Enfield (London)Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide
    They may be on tosomething!
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    Red Tape Holds Up NewBridges
    You mean there'ssomething stronger than duct tape?
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    Man Struck ByLightning: Faces Battery Charge
    He probably IS thebattery charge!
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    New Study of ObesityLooks for LargerTest Group
    Weren't they fatenough?!
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    Astronaut Takes Blamefor Gas in Spacecraft
    That's what he getsfor eating those beans!
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    Kids Make NutritiousSnacks
    Do they taste likechicken?
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    Local High SchoolDropoutsCut in Half
    Chainsaw Massacre allover again!
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    Hospitals are Sued by7 Foot Doctors
    Boy, are they tall!
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    And the winner is....
    Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Did I read that right?
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    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)

    Church of God Reformation Movement.......we have no creed but the Bible.

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    Default Re: DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?

    This picture is in my town Farmington New Mexico...
    farmingtonjesusporn.jpg
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    Christians are like manure, if you leave it all in one pile it stinks... But if you spread it out it makes things grow...

    "And because of our selfishness; we will be condemned to the worst torture mankind ever invented for itself: loneliness." ~ Paulo Coelho

    "We are free to struggle, not struggling to be free" ~10th Ave. North

    Copy one book, that is plagiarism. Copy two or more books, that is research.

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