Bad Jokes Thread

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I bought a Thesaurus the other day.

Good book, but nothing to write house about.
 
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A strange hole has appeared on the motorway.

Police are looking into it
 
T_Laurich

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So a Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a bar...
 
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A man who took EasyJet to court over missing luggage has lost his case.
 
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I had a dream last night that I wrote Lord of the Rings.

Turns out I was Tolkien in my sleep.
 
santuzza

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So a Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
 
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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

It ran away though. I mean, you would too if your name was "Blarblagrbaah"
 
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So I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going.

He said "Can't complain."
 
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.
 
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Do you want to know why the tree liked math?

Because he was able to say geometry.
 
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Ugh these are awful! Lol

Mary Rose sat on a thorn.. Mary rose
 
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I bought a dog off a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I took him home he made a bolt for the door.
 
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Hear about the two red blood cells that fell in love - alas it was all in vein
 
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Don't trust atoms.

They make up everything!
 
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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison.
 
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I don't know the whole alphabet.

I don't know Y.
 
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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

The captain was sitting on the deck.
 
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.
 
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