Which Are Worse...Dogs Or Owners?

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Fishbait

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I worked many years as a telephone repairman. Dog's are always a worry to a telephone repairman as some can be outright dangerous. One warm summer day I was walking up to a house to repair a telephone at that address. I noticed an older women sitting on the porch and a big ol' brown dog laying next to her. I asked her, "Does your dog bite?" She answered, "No." I stepped up on the porch and that ol' dog tore into me like I was a piece of hamburger. That dog tried to take my clothes off! While fending off the dog I yelled at her, "I thought you said that your dog don't bite?" She screamed back at me, "That ain't my dog".
 
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mamasan

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My laugh for the day.
 

gb9

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that one never gets old!!
 

blue_ladybug

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Fishbait, which are worse, dogs or owners...well some dogs act like their owners and some owners act like their dogs. Lol!! :p As for the example you gave, that dont really apply because it wasnt her dog. lol.. Seriously, though, it depends. some dogs are nice and friendly and would lick a robber coming in the window lol..others are downright mean and nasty and wanna rip out your throat. Then again, some of the owners are that way too. :p I think its partly what breed the dog is, and how well or poorly it has been trained by its owner, and partly how the animal is being treated. If its treated well with lots of love and respect, then it will tend to be friendlier than one who has been abused or tortured. Animals who are physically tortured intentionally by their owners can and WILL turn mean. Then again, maybe all dogs just really dont like telephone repair men. OR that one dog was just trying to turn you into fishbait for itself. :) :p
 

mystdancer50

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Thanks. I needed a reason to smile. :)
 

JesusLives

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I worked many years as a telephone repairman. Dog's are always a worry to a telephone repairman as some can be outright dangerous. One warm summer day I was walking up to a house to repair a telephone at that address. I noticed an older women sitting on the porch and a big ol' brown dog laying next to her. I asked her, "Does your dog bite?" She answered, "No." I stepped up on the porch and that ol' dog tore into me like I was a piece of hamburger. That dog tried to take my clothes off! While fending off the dog I yelled at her, "I thought you said that your dog don't bite?" She screamed back at me, "That ain't my dog".

LOL - Sounds like your name should be Dogbait instead of Fishbait.
 

blue_ladybug

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Fishbait, which are worse, dogs or owners...well some dogs act like their owners and some owners act like their dogs. Lol!! :p As for the example you gave, that dont really apply because it wasnt her dog. lol.. Seriously, though, it depends. some dogs are nice and friendly and would lick a robber coming in the window lol..others are downright mean and nasty and wanna rip out your throat. Then again, some of the owners are that way too. :p I think its partly what breed the dog is, and how well or poorly it has been trained by its owner, and partly how the animal is being treated. If its treated well with lots of love and respect, then it will tend to be friendlier than one who has been abused or tortured. Animals who are physically tortured intentionally by their owners can and WILL turn mean. Then again, maybe all dogs just really dont like telephone repair men. OR that one dog was just trying to turn you into fishbait for itself. :) :p
Man do i quack myself up!! Lol hahahaha!! :p