How Do You Treat Telemarketers ?

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Joidevivre

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Jul 15, 2014
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There always seems to be quite a wait when telemarketers phone...so if there is no immediate answer back to my hello, I hang up immediately. My friends know they better jump in quick or....
 
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Susanna

Guest
#63
This is actually a conversation between me and a telemarketer some time ago...

Susanna: Hello (or something)
Telemarketer: Heeeey, this is Rob, is this Susanna? (Yes, no surname...)
Susanna: Uh oh, well, I...(Telemarketer interrupts)
Telemarketer: You know what, Susanna, how would you like to be healthy?
Susanna: Uh oh, well, I...(Telemarketer is in a hurry)
Telemarketer: I can offer you, and only because it is you, an elixir that is improving your health(Susanna is getting unpatient)
Susanna: I'm not really interested...
Telemarketer: Is that a "No"?
Susanna: Yes!
Telemarketer: Deal! I'll mail you the elixir. Have a nice day!
Susanna: Wait, I didnt..
Telemarketer: Bleep-Bleep-Bleep
 
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wwjd_kilden

Guest
#64
This is actually a conversation between me and a telemarketer some time ago...

Susanna: Hello (or something)
Telemarketer: Heeeey, this is Rob, is this Susanna? (Yes, no surname...)
Susanna: Uh oh, well, I...(Telemarketer interrupts)
Telemarketer: You know what, Susanna, how would you like to be healthy?
Susanna: Uh oh, well, I...(Telemarketer is in a hurry)
Telemarketer: I can offer you, and only because it is you, an elixir that is improving your health(Susanna is getting unpatient)
Susanna: I'm not really interested...
Telemarketer: Is that a "No"?
Susanna: Yes!
Telemarketer: Deal! I'll mail you the elixir. Have a nice day!
Susanna: Wait, I didnt..
Telemarketer: Bleep-Bleep-Bleep

:D sneaky guy