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chapel, lake, porch, buzz saw, moose, Hilton, wallet, wedding cake, bride
Well that's a turn of events....a silly thread derails to serious...it's all good and now to continue the story......
She was so excited that the Big day had finally come. They were going to the CHAPEL and they were gonna get married. Jerry had lost his WALLET and was scrambling to find it wanting to get to the CHAPEL on time.
The family was getting together to bring in the stuffed MOOSE into the reception area at the HILTON as Darlene had never seen a moose before and they thought it would be a real surprise for her. The MOOSE head was over the WEDDING CAKE as if it were about to devour it and knowing Dar's sense of humor it would really hit her funny bone.
As the music played in the CHAPEL here came the BRIDE with the biggest smile on her face today she was marrying the man of her dreams and looking forward to spending the rest of her life with him in their house on the LAKE. She could picture bringing him is cup of coffee on the PORCH as they would watch the sunrise on the LAKE.
As Jerry and Darlene entered the ball room at the Hilton Darlene saw the WEDDING CAKE with the MOOSE towering over it and she laughed and said....For me? You shouldn't have, now pass me the BUZZ SAW and lets cut the cake.....to be continued....lol
Vermont, sappy, maple, sunshine, darling, bushel, peck, strawberries, pine trees, rogue
Well that's a turn of events....a silly thread derails to serious...it's all good and now to continue the story......
She was so excited that the Big day had finally come. They were going to the CHAPEL and they were gonna get married. Jerry had lost his WALLET and was scrambling to find it wanting to get to the CHAPEL on time.
The family was getting together to bring in the stuffed MOOSE into the reception area at the HILTON as Darlene had never seen a moose before and they thought it would be a real surprise for her. The MOOSE head was over the WEDDING CAKE as if it were about to devour it and knowing Dar's sense of humor it would really hit her funny bone.
As the music played in the CHAPEL here came the BRIDE with the biggest smile on her face today she was marrying the man of her dreams and looking forward to spending the rest of her life with him in their house on the LAKE. She could picture bringing him is cup of coffee on the PORCH as they would watch the sunrise on the LAKE.
As Jerry and Darlene entered the ball room at the Hilton Darlene saw the WEDDING CAKE with the MOOSE towering over it and she laughed and said....For me? You shouldn't have, now pass me the BUZZ SAW and lets cut the cake.....to be continued....lol
Vermont, sappy, maple, sunshine, darling, bushel, peck, strawberries, pine trees, rogue
As she got into the Nissan ROGUE she turned the key and started up the engine thinking about the man she loved. She laughed as she remembered the last conversation they had as she said to him I love you a BUSHEL and a PECK, a BUSHEL and a PECK and a hug around the neck.
Driving up on the highway she headed toward VERMONT where she had a business meeting she had to attend. She looked forward to French toast with MAPLE SAPPY drizzled on top, which made her think of her SUNSHINE who loved making them just for her and he would throw STRAWBERRIES and whipped cream on top as a special treat for her. The PINE TREES where everywhere along the highway and her thoughts kept going back to her DARLING Jerry the love of her life....... to be continued
fence, plane, Ireland, clover, castle, rain, painting, sheep dog, fish and chips.
Driving up on the highway she headed toward VERMONT where she had a business meeting she had to attend. She looked forward to French toast with MAPLE SAPPY drizzled on top, which made her think of her SUNSHINE who loved making them just for her and he would throw STRAWBERRIES and whipped cream on top as a special treat for her. The PINE TREES where everywhere along the highway and her thoughts kept going back to her DARLING Jerry the love of her life....... to be continued
fence, plane, Ireland, clover, castle, rain, painting, sheep dog, fish and chips.
fence, plane, Ireland, clover, castle, rain, painting, sheep dog, fish and chips.
They had dreamed of a white picket FENCE as they left for the airport to catch the PLANE to IRELAND for their honeymoon. This is a magical land of crimson and CLOVER growing wild around the castle. They did not complain about the RAIN as it usually falls in Spain, and mainly on the plain. Walking inside they noticed a PAINTING of a SHEEP DOG napping beside a babbling brook while the sheep were frolicking here and yonder. Afterwards they went to a pub for a brunch of FISH AND CHIPS.
"Honey,” said Dar sweetly to her husband. “Would you like a twist of lemon?”
Jerry said, “Sure, my sweetness!” She then squeezed some into his mouth.
“Pucker up!” Dar said. They then shared a sweet and sour kiss.
angry waiter, overturned table, tip, crimson, running, falling, dreamy, sleepy, sprinkles
They had dreamed of a white picket FENCE as they left for the airport to catch the PLANE to IRELAND for their honeymoon. This is a magical land of crimson and CLOVER growing wild around the castle. They did not complain about the RAIN as it usually falls in Spain, and mainly on the plain. Walking inside they noticed a PAINTING of a SHEEP DOG napping beside a babbling brook while the sheep were frolicking here and yonder. Afterwards they went to a pub for a brunch of FISH AND CHIPS.
"Honey,” said Dar sweetly to her husband. “Would you like a twist of lemon?”
Jerry said, “Sure, my sweetness!” She then squeezed some into his mouth.
“Pucker up!” Dar said. They then shared a sweet and sour kiss.
angry waiter, overturned table, tip, crimson, running, falling, dreamy, sleepy, sprinkles
angry waiter, overturned table, tip, crimson, running, falling, dreamy, sleepy, sprinkles
The angry waiter stood over the overturned table watching the water running all over the floor and said Was that really necessary? Yes, she replied I asked for sprinkles on the ice cream and what did you bring? The waiter looking sleepy started to take a step toward her when he started falling on top of the crimson table that lay on the floor. If you think I am leaving you a tip after this you are just one dreamy kind of guy. Next time leave the crumbled bacon off the ice cream o.k.?
Hampton Inn, I-75, swimming pool, lunch, miles, coffee maker, news paper, Bible, prayer
The angry waiter stood over the overturned table watching the water running all over the floor and said Was that really necessary? Yes, she replied I asked for sprinkles on the ice cream and what did you bring? The waiter looking sleepy started to take a step toward her when he started falling on top of the crimson table that lay on the floor. If you think I am leaving you a tip after this you are just one dreamy kind of guy. Next time leave the crumbled bacon off the ice cream o.k.?
Hampton Inn, I-75, swimming pool, lunch, miles, coffee maker, news paper, Bible, prayer
Hampton Inn, I-75, swimming pool, lunch, miles, coffee maker, news paper, Bible, prayer
For inquiring minds who wanted to know how the saga continued when tourist met JesusLives then this TRUE story is for you.
As she left her house around 9 a.m. she was very nervous. Today was a special day as she was going to meet her tourist. She said a prayer as she left the driveway of her townhouse for a safe trip. Heading out on the highway the Blond wondered do I take I-275 or I-4 to get I-75?..... I'm not sure so again she said a prayer for help to pick the right one.... She chose I-4 and all was well when she saw the exit to I-75 north.
She turned up the radio and jammed all the way up the highway in high spirits not feeling anywhere close to 59 but feeling much more like a teenager - anxious to meet her tourist, wondering - Will he like me in person? Will I find the Hampton Inn? How Blond am I going to be today?
As she arrived getting closer to Apopka, FL the excitement was building and she started watching for the Hampton Inn, thinking this is a big hotel chain certainly they have a Big Sign out front. As she kept driving she noticed a sign that said Apopka city limits.... Now she worried that her Blondness had kicked in as tourist had told her the hotel was about 10 miles out of Apopka, so the Blond knew she had gone too far.
Turning around she stopped at a gas station to ask if they had a pay phone...NO.... the clerk said....and when she asked if he knew where the Hampton Inn was - bless his little foreign heart....he was not speaking the English too good so she knew there was no help here. Getting back in the car she went to the next convenient store and again asked if there was a pay phone....NO..... (Mental note to Blond....maybe consider a cell phone...maybe) as she hates cell phones....she again asked if they knew where the Hampton Inn was..... Ding, Ding, Ding....we have a winner! They gave JesusLives directions back to the hotel with a landmark to know she had arrived... Thank God for Race Trac Gas Stations....
Now seeing the hotel she understood why she had passed it the first time as the sign was small (kind of like a postage stamp) and there where huge trees grown up all across the front of the hotel blocking the name.......well at least this time it wasn't because she was a Blond...
At the light she had to wait at in order to turn into the hotel parking lot she saw a man sitting on the side of the road and knew it had to be her tourist. She pulled the car up beside him lowered the window and said - You wouldn't by chance be waiting on a ditsy Blond would you? He smiled and said - Yes I would....
I checked into the hotel and we went upstairs and sat on the couch for a little bit to get to know each other face to face and I shared with tourist out of my Bible that I brought Psalm 5 which had been part of my devotional reading that a.m. and had a prayer asking that God would be with us as a couple and to help us with sins we are trying to overcome in our lives.
We went and had a very nice lunch and tourist offered a prayer for our meal out loud in public just the way it should be.
Back to the hotel for a nice swim in the swimming pool which had cold water, unusual at this time of year in Florida and over to the hot tub to warm up a bit... talking and learning more about each other in the process. By the way tourist has hazel eyes.... the Blond has green eyes. Tourist also has a very nice tan....JesusLives tan not too far behind...after all we do live in Florida.
We went up to hotel room and looked at the Sunday paper together being comfortable with being quiet together and the Blond attempted to make tourist a cup of coffee as he had said something about not having had his coffee....So said Blond went to where the coffee maker was and wondered where on earth they had put the pot that would hold the coffee once made.... Saying to tourist they are giving the Blond a challenge on making the coffee.... They offered the packets of coffee kind of like a tea bag so JesusLives took a coffee cup filled it with water to add to the coffee maker and dropped the packet into an empty cup to catch the water. The cup didn't quite fill up so she decided to add more water at which point the coffee maker kind of made and exploding sound....to which said Blond decided she had blown up the coffee maker. Tourist said the coffee was good....so I guess no harm no foul...which ever fowl it is come on people I'm a Blond.
It was starting to get a little past 9 p.m. and tourist left to go back home and JesusLives was more in love than she had been that morning....If you want to know tourist's side of the story that is for him to write....
P.S There were no coffee makers harmed in the writing of this story as the Blond was able to make a cup of coffee out of same said coffee maker making such and explosive display yesterday this morning before head out to come home.
Blonds by the way are able to provide anyone with Hours of Entertainment.....just ask touist.
Apopka, thinking, entertainment, talking, sitting, waiting, wondering.....O.K. tourist your turn....write...
For inquiring minds who wanted to know how the saga continued when tourist met JesusLives then this TRUE story is for you.
As she left her house around 9 a.m. she was very nervous. Today was a special day as she was going to meet her tourist. She said a prayer as she left the driveway of her townhouse for a safe trip. Heading out on the highway the Blond wondered do I take I-275 or I-4 to get I-75?..... I'm not sure so again she said a prayer for help to pick the right one.... She chose I-4 and all was well when she saw the exit to I-75 north.
She turned up the radio and jammed all the way up the highway in high spirits not feeling anywhere close to 59 but feeling much more like a teenager - anxious to meet her tourist, wondering - Will he like me in person? Will I find the Hampton Inn? How Blond am I going to be today?
As she arrived getting closer to Apopka, FL the excitement was building and she started watching for the Hampton Inn, thinking this is a big hotel chain certainly they have a Big Sign out front. As she kept driving she noticed a sign that said Apopka city limits.... Now she worried that her Blondness had kicked in as tourist had told her the hotel was about 10 miles out of Apopka, so the Blond knew she had gone too far.
Turning around she stopped at a gas station to ask if they had a pay phone...NO.... the clerk said....and when she asked if he knew where the Hampton Inn was - bless his little foreign heart....he was not speaking the English too good so she knew there was no help here. Getting back in the car she went to the next convenient store and again asked if there was a pay phone....NO..... (Mental note to Blond....maybe consider a cell phone...maybe) as she hates cell phones....she again asked if they knew where the Hampton Inn was..... Ding, Ding, Ding....we have a winner! They gave JesusLives directions back to the hotel with a landmark to know she had arrived... Thank God for Race Trac Gas Stations....
Now seeing the hotel she understood why she had passed it the first time as the sign was small (kind of like a postage stamp) and there where huge trees grown up all across the front of the hotel blocking the name.......well at least this time it wasn't because she was a Blond...
At the light she had to wait at in order to turn into the hotel parking lot she saw a man sitting on the side of the road and knew it had to be her tourist. She pulled the car up beside him lowered the window and said - You wouldn't by chance be waiting on a ditsy Blond would you? He smiled and said - Yes I would....
I checked into the hotel and we went upstairs and sat on the couch for a little bit to get to know each other face to face and I shared with tourist out of my Bible that I brought Psalm 5 which had been part of my devotional reading that a.m. and had a prayer asking that God would be with us as a couple and to help us with sins we are trying to overcome in our lives.
We went and had a very nice lunch and tourist offered a prayer for our meal out loud in public just the way it should be.
Back to the hotel for a nice swim in the swimming pool which had cold water, unusual at this time of year in Florida and over to the hot tub to warm up a bit... talking and learning more about each other in the process. By the way tourist has hazel eyes.... the Blond has green eyes. Tourist also has a very nice tan....JesusLives tan not too far behind...after all we do live in Florida.
We went up to hotel room and looked at the Sunday paper together being comfortable with being quiet together and the Blond attempted to make tourist a cup of coffee as he had said something about not having had his coffee....So said Blond went to where the coffee maker was and wondered where on earth they had put the pot that would hold the coffee once made.... Saying to tourist they are giving the Blond a challenge on making the coffee.... They offered the packets of coffee kind of like a tea bag so JesusLives took a coffee cup filled it with water to add to the coffee maker and dropped the packet into an empty cup to catch the water. The cup didn't quite fill up so she decided to add more water at which point the coffee maker kind of made and exploding sound....to which said Blond decided she had blown up the coffee maker. Tourist said the coffee was good....so I guess no harm no foul...which ever fowl it is come on people I'm a Blond.
It was starting to get a little past 9 p.m. and tourist left to go back home and JesusLives was more in love than she had been that morning....If you want to know tourist's side of the story that is for him to write....
P.S There were no coffee makers harmed in the writing of this story as the Blond was able to make a cup of coffee out of same said coffee maker making such and explosive display yesterday this morning before head out to come home.
Blonds by the way are able to provide anyone with Hours of Entertainment.....just ask touist.
Apopka, thinking, entertainment, talking, sitting, waiting, wondering.....O.K. tourist your turn....write...
awww, dang, JesusLives! If I'd known you were coming to Vermont, I'd have met you somewhere with a nice big bottle of Vermont maple sappy from Bragg's Sugar Farm!! 
Apopka, thinking, entertainment, talking, sitting, waiting, wondering
JesusLives in Apopka, Florida. This must be true because my honey came to see me yesterday and that is where she ended up before she did a u-turn and floored the gas pedal. I was very anxious at the Hampton Inn and was worried that she will not be able to find this place because I got lost too and I live here. I was thinking that she will just drive on by and that I would be alone for the rest of my life. Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, she pulls in beside me, asks me to come inside her car and we took a little ride to where you check in. Somehow we managed to make it to the front door without becoming lost. There were hours of entertainment ahead of us as we held hands and looked deep into each other’s eyes. She is a beautiful blond and her hair was shiny and flowing thusly about in a very pleasing way. We enjoyed talking to each other while sharing a leisurely meal and even though it was the first time that we had met it felt like we had known each other for most of our lives. It is remarkable how our paths have crossed during our lives without realizing our true destiny for it was God that caused our paths to cross. We spent much time in our room sitting snuggled beside each other with clasped hands. She read from her bible and we talked about God. While waiting for her to change into her swimsuit I realized what a blessing from God she was. In the pool we swam playfully around each other. The water was cold and I started to shiver a little and my darling held me close to her to keep me warm. Our eyes locked together and I was wondering if this was the right time for our first kiss. I knew in my heart that it was not going to be our last kiss. Like our first kiss I am now pondering what would be the right time to ask her to marry me. And would she say YES. I love her and I know that JesusLives deep inside of my heart. To be continued…
Australia, Parking, Anxious, Flowers, Traffic, Home, Candy, Music, Forever, Essence, Later, Tonight, Tomorrow, Rainbow
JesusLives in Apopka, Florida. This must be true because my honey came to see me yesterday and that is where she ended up before she did a u-turn and floored the gas pedal. I was very anxious at the Hampton Inn and was worried that she will not be able to find this place because I got lost too and I live here. I was thinking that she will just drive on by and that I would be alone for the rest of my life. Finally, after what seemed to be an eternity, she pulls in beside me, asks me to come inside her car and we took a little ride to where you check in. Somehow we managed to make it to the front door without becoming lost. There were hours of entertainment ahead of us as we held hands and looked deep into each other’s eyes. She is a beautiful blond and her hair was shiny and flowing thusly about in a very pleasing way. We enjoyed talking to each other while sharing a leisurely meal and even though it was the first time that we had met it felt like we had known each other for most of our lives. It is remarkable how our paths have crossed during our lives without realizing our true destiny for it was God that caused our paths to cross. We spent much time in our room sitting snuggled beside each other with clasped hands. She read from her bible and we talked about God. While waiting for her to change into her swimsuit I realized what a blessing from God she was. In the pool we swam playfully around each other. The water was cold and I started to shiver a little and my darling held me close to her to keep me warm. Our eyes locked together and I was wondering if this was the right time for our first kiss. I knew in my heart that it was not going to be our last kiss. Like our first kiss I am now pondering what would be the right time to ask her to marry me. And would she say YES. I love her and I know that JesusLives deep inside of my heart. To be continued…
Australia, Parking, Anxious, Flowers, Traffic, Home, Candy, Music, Forever, Essence, Later, Tonight, Tomorrow, Rainbow
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I absolutely loved this story and every word is true and so is my story as well. She was not kidding about the hours of entertainment. This woman is gorgeous and has the love of the Lord in her heart that she has given to me. She is very much a blond and I mean that in a very good way. She is adorable!
I am beginning to wonder if anyone has an imagination as there are not many story writers...This is a fun way to let your imagination run free...challenging anyone to give it a try.
Australia, Parking, Anxious, Flowers, Traffic, Home, Candy, Music, Forever, Essence, Later, Tonight, Tomorrow, Rainbow
She was very excited as she landed in Australia looking out the plane window she saw a beautiful double rainbow, she also noticed a lot of traffic on the road so much that it looked like one giant parking lot. She was anxious to be going home since she had not been there in years. She really looked forward to a vegemite sandwich it seemed like forever since she had eaten one.
The essence of fragrant flowers filled the air as she walked in and she was glad to be home. Mom had the candy the special dish and music played softly in the back ground. It was good to be back and later tonight they would get together and play board games. Tomorrow they had a cookout planned and she really looked forward to that.
slowly, bend, casket, swan, Rupert, Viola, peaking, advance, rolling, stone, heart
Australia, Parking, Anxious, Flowers, Traffic, Home, Candy, Music, Forever, Essence, Later, Tonight, Tomorrow, Rainbow
She was very excited as she landed in Australia looking out the plane window she saw a beautiful double rainbow, she also noticed a lot of traffic on the road so much that it looked like one giant parking lot. She was anxious to be going home since she had not been there in years. She really looked forward to a vegemite sandwich it seemed like forever since she had eaten one.
The essence of fragrant flowers filled the air as she walked in and she was glad to be home. Mom had the candy the special dish and music played softly in the back ground. It was good to be back and later tonight they would get together and play board games. Tomorrow they had a cookout planned and she really looked forward to that.
slowly, bend, casket, swan, Rupert, Viola, peaking, advance, rolling, stone, heart