Hello...CK4...nice to meet you. Hey people get busy in here let me take you on a tour of the place..Got your shoes on? Good let's go..Ok this is the Hallway we just shoulder bump and high-five thru here mostly, This first room to the right is "the study"- I know it's kind of small with thick walls but it's kind of important. It is the control room of the house . Hey but if you have any trouble with this little room of the mind, just bring Christ in here, pack it full with the Word of God, study it, meditate on it...you should be fine.
Ok,..Christi7's is new too, kind of, she forgot to change the light in this room it's ok tho I'll get it..there ya go, we do that here ...help each other out. this room here is the "Dining room"- most people here call this room the appetites and desires room. theres a list on the wall right there of some examples ...Let's see, Money , academic degrees, stocks, oh and those side dishes of news articles on fame and fortune...that list will probably change tomorrow. But I will give you a hint about this room..I notice the people who are happy that come out of here are people who put Gods pleasure before their own..Ok let's get back into the hall here excuse me didn't mean to step on your toe ... sorry....ok then...
Now this is the big room I love this room ...Isn't it nice?..it's so quiet and comfortable. Oh, "Hi" God..yeah that was Him alright He's always there before us, just sitting waiting with a smile to spend time in the secluded and quiet "Living room".
Ok hurry I don't want to miss the dance time later in the worship room This is the "Workroom"- some young Christians kind of are afraid of this room, God always is asking them what they are producing in there life in here.. But He just says that so he can follow with, Just kidding..Actually you need to let go and let me do the producing, He says to them, It's all about your availability not your personal productivity....
OK come on..I need to get you back Bible reader wanted to read you something so let's see... this room is the..., grab that light real quick, will ya? Oh that's right this is that very popular room here...it's the "Rec. room"..lots of fun and fellowship here..thing is tho Jesus is always hanging around and some get little nervous about Him knowing everything they do in the area of recreation. What some don't get tho is God is actually a blast, it's just He knows us better than we know ourselves and he has to impress what we really like over what we are used to.....
OK one more room...right at the end of the hall here. No light in here people like it that way, I guess, It's the "Closet"-This room has some crucial consequences in it. We have found a lot of dead and rotting things left over from peoples old life they threw in here to hide from God.Some of these guys, I heard talking, said they may even want to take them back when they leave....Crazy huh? Well Jesus keeps saying don't let that be the condition to your salvation-- so I had an idea I was hoping you could get rid of some of this junk in here if you have time that is....?!!
Anyway let's get back....
Potluck for new members is at 12 tonight so I think skyline is in charge of the food tonight.. so just come and enjoy alrighty then nice to meet you and give almost anyone in here a holler and we will come a running".
God bless you.