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Belka

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Lol nice one , high 🖐!
Well, I assumed you live at home, so one of your "roomates" might ground you if you did, if what I guessed on living at home was/is accurate lol😄.
No, I meant watching videos. You don't seem like the run amuck type to try and annoy others🤗.
Haha, good! I'm more like the other roommate that has to clean everything up after the others. . . lol
(I don't live with roommates anymore but I used to!) (it really wasn't that bad though, but the video is funny :D)
 

BlessedByGod

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Haha, good! I'm more like the other roommate that has to clean everything up after the others. . . lol
(I don't live with roommates anymore but I used to!) (it really wasn't that bad though, but the video is funny :D)
Oh, my apologizes. I thought by your name it said Junior Member. I wasn't sure what that was for, so guessed that ment you were person who might be living with parents still, my mistake. What does that mean then on here, Junior Member, perhaps you might educate me.

I have a few videos that I will have to look up so I can post them here for your amusement, and anybody else's that care to watch them. Please know it is all in jest, hopefully no one will take anything else away from it.
Off to go look them up... be back.
 

Belka

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@BlessedByGod Ohh that's funny, that you thought that, haha. Junior doesn't refer to my age, but rather to my status in reference to the amount of time I've been posting on here. So it basically means I haven't been posting for long : ) I'm definitely an adult though lol.

Okee, looking forward to the videos (they'd better be funny ok :p)
 

BlessedByGod

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@BlessedByGod Ohh that's funny, that you thought that, haha. Junior doesn't refer to my age, but rather to my status in reference to the amount of time I've been posting on here. So it basically means I haven't been posting for long : ) I'm definitely an adult though lol.

Okee, looking forward to the videos (they'd better be funny ok :p)
Lol no pressure or anything lol.

Ok, I want to premises this by saying that women are have the equation here (bare with me, I am going somewhere with this lol). There are many guys out there and if, by chance, you land one of these guys, then you miss out on the rest of us good Godly men who are much more thoughtful then this. This is just a funny illustration, so I hope there is no offense taken. To those that see the humor in it, enjoy😀 (quite the set up I know...). Before the lights go down and the movie starts, I esnt to add that I found on youtube both of them together, part one and two. One, eh, not as funny in my opinion. It does set up for part two, Return to the Doghouse which is much more funny in my opinion. Watch the reaction as the "Board" enquiries of the guys and the guys respond thinking they are giving a good answer 🙄. I repeat, there are better choices out there ladies and if you settle for one of these then you get what you settle for. Be warned 😄. Without further ado I present to you, The Doghouse part 1 and 2 for your amusement...
Watch "The Doghouse (HQ)" on YouTube
 

BlessedByGod

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@BlessedByGod Ohh that's funny, that you thought that, haha. Junior doesn't refer to my age, but rather to my status in reference to the amount of time I've been posting on here. So it basically means I haven't been posting for long : ) I'm definitely an adult though lol.

Okee, looking forward to the videos (they'd better be funny ok :p)
By the way, thank you for the understanding on the Junior thing. Some things on here I am still learning. Much appreciated. 🤗
 

Belka

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@BlessedByGod Of course! No worries at all!

And wow that was actually an awesome video, haha, thanks for sharing! When I was reading your commentary I got a little scared lol but then it turned out to be really good :D Great idea for a video. And lol @ jewelry being the answer xD
 

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www.christiancourier.com



Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins says:
“Man it’s hot in here!”
The other muffin exclaims,
“Look a talking muffin!!”


For several weeks a man lay in a coma. His loyal, loving wife had spent every single day and many nights in his hospital room. Then one day he came to. He opened his eyes to see his wife at his bedside.

They looked at each other, and he croaked in a hoarse voice, “Mary.”

“I’m here, Dear,” she replied.

"My God, Mary, I just realized something,” he said. “You’ve always been with me in the tough times. When the corporation laid me off, you were right by my side. When my own company went bankrupt, you stood by me. When I was mangled in a car wreck, you were right there. When the house burned down, you were here too. When my heart started to give out, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What, Darling?" she asked lovingly, her heart brimming with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."


Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem.”
 

BlessedByGod

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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins says:
“Man it’s hot in here!”
The other muffin exclaims,
“Look a talking muffin!!”


For several weeks a man lay in a coma. His loyal, loving wife had spent every single day and many nights in his hospital room. Then one day he came to. He opened his eyes to see his wife at his bedside.

They looked at each other, and he croaked in a hoarse voice, “Mary.”

“I’m here, Dear,” she replied.

"My God, Mary, I just realized something,” he said. “You’ve always been with me in the tough times. When the corporation laid me off, you were right by my side. When my own company went bankrupt, you stood by me. When I was mangled in a car wreck, you were right there. When the house burned down, you were here too. When my heart started to give out, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What, Darling?" she asked lovingly, her heart brimming with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."


Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem.”
A great many of those were very funny, thanks forbtakjng the time to share them, made my day brighter!
😀
 

BlessedByGod

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@BlessedByGod Of course! No worries at all!

And wow that was actually an awesome video, haha, thanks for sharing! When I was reading your commentary I got a little scared lol but then it turned out to be really good :D Great idea for a video. And lol @ jewelry being the answer xD
Lol ya way to much set up. Glad you enjoyed it!😄
I've always found them funny since the first time I saw them.
 

BlessedByGod

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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"
 

BlessedByGod

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What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler!
 

BlessedByGod

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How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?