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    Default Lettuce learned a lesson!

    You know what folks? Im just gonna be as blunt as i can be about it. My name is lettuce, and I LIKE SEX. It's OKAY to have sex! Without it, there would be two people on earth. I'm probably wayyyyy overdue, and i feel like people need to be educated on what is pleasurable and pleasing... because there's so much disgust out there, even the STRAIGHT sex you see is Sodomy. Wake up people do me and a girl have to put ourselves on Film?!?

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    I think tends to end up a bit black and white in society.

    When so many people seem to think that sex is something you can do with a stranger when you are bored,
    other people go to the other extreme and say "Eeewww, I would never do that to anyone".

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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    I think tends to end up a bit black and white in society.

    When so many people seem to think that sex is something you can do with a stranger when you are bored,
    other people go to the other extreme and say "Eeewww, I would never do that to anyone".
    I mean, nowadays, i had gone soooo far out of my way to avoid having a lustful thought because i REALLY struggled in high school with it. BAD. And it WAS ABUSE. But, denying yourself that is abuse too. It's just tough, Ladies: A true SMOKIN HOTTIE is a beautiful woman who could put most of you short skirt wearin girls out of business with her lack of trying to get your mind there. And i don't mean ladies necessarily on this site... But lets all go out to the mall today and take a look around. Cmon ladies, I am NO chauvinist... But the Bible DOES mention importance on staying covered! *Puts on stone temple pilots SEX TYPE THING and contemplates at the wall with a blank stare*

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    I find it funny that people find short skirts a challenge while a man wearing no shirt is OK.

    (Hey, I*M not complaining, I like well- trained men without shirts I just find it provoking that it's always the girls fault)
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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    I find it funny that people find short skirts a challenge while a man wearing no shirt is OK.

    (Hey, I*M not complaining, I like well- trained men without shirts I just find it provoking that it's always the girls fault)

    Coming from somebody who works vigilantly at trying to maintain a HEALTHY diet, and proper exercise, but just will NEVER seem to EVER have a six pack of abs... I kinda take umbridge to that....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lettucepray View Post
    Coming from somebody who works vigilantly at trying to maintain a HEALTHY diet, and proper exercise, but just will NEVER seem to EVER have a six pack of abs... I kinda take umbridge to that....

    Excuse me, Umbrage* lol. Must be all the backed up hormones making me loose in the noggin.

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    so, you encourage people to have more sex, but to cover up?

    That leads to a follow up question: With whom should people have more sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    I find it funny that people find short skirts a challenge while a man wearing no shirt is OK.

    (Hey, I*M not complaining, I like well- trained men without shirts I just find it provoking that it's always the girls fault)
    Is a toned core the only thing that makes men attractive to women? I felt like murdering people like Steve-O when i was in high school because he NEVER was clothed. He was an a** anyway, and i could go on for days about the cast of that show, but yeah... It was hurtful i won't lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    so, you encourage people to have more sex, but to cover up?

    That leads to a follow up question: With whom should people have more sex?
    Anyone they are NOT ashamed to reproduce with. I'm 29... My number is 3. And from what i gather, and the people i text message and stuff.... That is just comparatively LOW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lettucepray View Post
    Is a toned core the only thing that makes men attractive to women? I felt like murdering people like Steve-O when i was in high school because he NEVER was clothed. He was an a** anyway, and i could go on for days about the cast of that show, but yeah... It was hurtful i won't lie.
    Of course not ... but you seem to be assuming from my comment that if I see a good looking man on the street that means I immediately start planning to do something about it, which I don't. I simply think "Hmm! Nice!" and then I am back to my original random train of thoughts. I don't follow the guy and try picking him up

    What makes a man attractive (as in: I'd like to get into a relationship with him) is showing care for others, having a sense of humor, and not taking themselves too seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    so, you encourage people to have more sex, but to cover up?

    That leads to a follow up question: With whom should people have more sex?
    I mean, I'm no Catholic but man alive... Bless the Virgin Mary.

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    do you cover up and take your part of the responsibility then? It takes two to tango

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    Quote Originally Posted by wwjd_kilden View Post
    do you cover up and take your part of the responsibility then? It takes two to tango

    Yes I do. I am very humble in dress. But i mean... I'm REALLY like, wanting to get the tripod out with my next girlfriend and getting my revenge on all the girls who ever dumped me and went off having kids lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lettucepray View Post
    Yes I do. I am very humble in dress. But i mean... I'm REALLY like, wanting to get the tripod out with my next girlfriend and getting my revenge on all the girls who ever dumped me and went off having kids lol
    Btw, what are you doing Saturday? :P

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    Okay wwjd_kilden i have to go actually but i will do you.... Errrrr Talk to you later. haha. God Bless.

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    PLEASE forgive me for bringing hostility to this beautiful discussion, and i VERY well could be wrong, and the LAST thing i wanna do is screw up my chances with any woman through any outlet, even CC who knows right? But... Am i WRONG in assuming that testosterone is a stronger hormone than estrogen by a long shot? It sounds brutal, and if I'm wrong, put me in my place with the science, but... damn. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lettucepray View Post
    PLEASE forgive me for bringing hostility to this beautiful discussion, and i VERY well could be wrong, and the LAST thing i wanna do is screw up my chances with any woman through any outlet, even CC who knows right? But... Am i WRONG in assuming that testosterone is a stronger hormone than estrogen by a long shot? It sounds brutal, and if I'm wrong, put me in my place with the science, but... damn. lol
    Well, do you know how to make a hormone?

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    "I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to youI said I wanna get close to you
    You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?

    I ain't I ain't I ain't a buyin' into your apathy
    I'm gonna learn ya my philosophy
    You wanna know about atrocity, atrocity?

    I know you want what's on my mind
    I know you like what's on my mind
    I know it eats you up inside
    I know you know, you know, you know

    I am a man, a man I'll give ya something that ya won't forget
    I said you shouldn't have worn that dress
    I said you shouldn't have worn that dress, worn that dress
    I know you want what's on my mind
    I know you like what's on my mind
    I know it eats you up inside
    I know you know, you know, you know

    Here I come, I come, I come, I come
    Here I come, I come, I come, I come

    I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you
    I said I wanna get close to you
    You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too, hurt you too?

    I know you want what's on my mind
    I know you like what's on my mind
    I know it eats you up inside
    I know you know, you know, you know

    I know you want what's on my mind
    I know you like what's on my mind
    I know it eats you up inside
    I know you know, you know, you know

    Here I come, I come, I come, I come
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    Here I come, I come, I come, I come
    Here I come, I come, I come, I come
    Here I come, I come, I come, I come
    Here I come, I come, I come, I come"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chokmahiel View Post
    Well, do you know how to make a hormone?
    I have absolutely NO IDEA as to even begin to fathom as to how to do that. And or why anyone would ever want to to begin with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lettucepray View Post
    I have absolutely NO IDEA as to even begin to fathom as to how to do that. And or why anyone would ever want to to begin with.
    Heh, just give her more money.

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