Hmm.. modern tv is really difficult if you're trying to keep it clean. I rarely watch new sitcoms or dramas anymore. I tend to watch more reality shows, but not the bad ones like Kardashian, or Jersey Shore, but things more like the Pawn shows, Ice Road Truckers, Dr Phil, Storage auction shows, things like that.
Movies are rough too, but one i really enjoyed was Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Yeah, the movie is geared more to actual kids, but i still found it hilarious, and it was clean. Just a bit of 'boy humor', farting, boogers, etc.. but was a really fun movie. Great to watch with a friend.