Chuck norris Jokes

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Mo0448

Mo0448

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I know this is random and such but whats your best chuck norris jokes? Since I am a huge fan of exaggerations and hyperboles and word choices I get a kick out of these.


My favorite Chuck Norris Joke!


Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st straight to April 2nd because No One fools chuck norris!! hahahaa


Google Chuck Norris and click on the first link its funny :cool:
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
 
TigerScent777

TigerScent777

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... the 'nunchuck's where named after Chuck Norris ... for 2 significant reasons ---

1. Chuck was clearly 'not a nun' indicating that the null hypothesis was not rejected

2. The chinese knew about Chuck Norris birth before he was born, and the 'nun-chuck' was clearly invented as a meaningful token of looking forward to his birth into the world, because up until that time, there was 'none-chuck' ....
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Chuck Norris can eat a rubiks cube and poop it out solved
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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AlaynaJ - where art thou?
 
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dyingeveryday

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Chuck Norris once made a happy meal cry. Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
 
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dyingeveryday

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Fire escapes were invented to protect fires from Chuck Norris.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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allaboutlove said:
?? Not sure i understand what this is spose to be or mean.
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Haha, AlaynaJ is a mod here on the forums. It's an inside joke for anyone that ventures into the chat rooms. ;)

The virgin Mary once had an imprint of Chuck Norris on her grilled cheese sandwich.
 
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OwenHeidenreich

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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with a stick of butter.

chuck norris cannot have a heart attack, only because his heart knows better not to attack chuck norris.
 
pickles

pickles

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Chuck Norris never sleeps, He just watches.
(my son's favorate)

God bless :)
pickles
 
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