Coffee Theology: 5-Point Caffeinsim

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shawntc

shawntc

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May 7, 2010
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I give you the five axioms of Caffeinism:

1. Total Depravity (until I get my coffee)
2. Unpredictable Reactions (until I get my coffee, grumble grumble...)
3. Limited Mental Capacity (until I get my... what were we talking about?)
4. Irresistible Aroma (aaah, my coffee)
5. Preservation of the Brain (until after lunch)
 
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jimmydiggs

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I like the five points of BACON:

Bad people
Already elected
Completely atoned for
Overwhelmingly called
Never falling away
 
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rauleetoe

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shawntc said:
I give you the five axioms of Caffeinism:

1. Total Depravity (until I get my coffee)
2. Unpredictable Reactions (until I get my coffee, grumble grumble...)
3. Limited Mental Capacity (until I get my... what were we talking about?)
4. Irresistible Aroma (aaah, my coffee)
5. Preservation of the Brain (until after lunch)
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The issue at hand is,that coffee aroma can be resisted! (some just do not do coffee, crazy..i know, i agree,im half colombian at that so i appreciate coffee)
Total depravity before coffee? No, I would say total inability to function properly until I am caffenated,yes.
Unpredictable reactions until coffee is had? No, Unpredictability can happen before and even after human consumption actually. I have seen this, reason and experience shows this!
Limited energy until caffiene is in the bloodstream to energize..thats the L I'd put in there.
Preservation of the brain? Do you want your brain to be preserved by coffee? Perhaps that should have been perservance in the day, thanks to coffee? (my two cents on the matter)
 
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