Since this thread is fading....can I tell you what I know about the Easter Bunny then?
Little known facts about the Easter Bunny:
He collects stamps.
He is allergic to chocolate. (that was hard for me wrap my mind around, too)
He once ran for president, back in '62.....which is weird, because I'm pretty sure that wasn't even an election year?
Every year, he comes out of his hole, and if he sees his shadow, .....6 more weeks of Spring.
He is in the middle of restoring a Dodge Challenger.
He was one of the original "8 reindeers", but Santa let him go back in 1908, due to North Pole budget cuts.
That's all I know for now, sorry.