Oh don't do that Cyphercat, you'll just embarass yourself, man
What? With two of the most embarassing posts of my life out in the open
I might as well have just
I won't say.
They'll say "Self indulgent. Narcissistic."
In a poetry forum? Do you know the meaning of the word vanity?
"You're using the site to promote you."
Everyone is using the site to promote themselves, every time they start a thread.
Everyone is trying to get her attention.
Or she's trying to get his attention.
Or he needs to vaunt himself as some authority.
Or she just wants to be cute.
HOW I HATE BEING CUTE.
There I was, back in fifth grade
I remember something about that
I was going through an episode on the bus
And they were like 'Awwwwww, poor guy'
What will the end of this be?
See I've calculated it somewhat.
Most of the girls will flee.
The guys won't want to be associated with me.
But the girls will oh so quickly turn around
And when that handsome guy in tights comes around
It's like
'ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. I WANT TO HELP SOMEONE. I WILL SERVE YOU SIR. I AM A GOOD GIRL, AND I LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE.'
Sure, it has nothing to do with physical attraction.
But to my credit, I've stolen hearts.
At the other end of a bad relationship.
I've done edgy things for the sake of attention.
Just not to their full extent.
Look at him trying so hard 'ITS JUST SO CUTE.'
And what will the end of this be?
Why he's already written it.
No girl reading this will talk to him, they'd be ashamed to be found with him.
No guy is going to bro him.
But I had a dream, while I was lying awake.
And some nice girl that I had never seen before, rather fair.
She was like, 'I'll be your girlfriend bleenko.'
And they all laughed. At him.
At her? I don't know.
Why would she?
"You're cute."
Sure. But have you seen my face? Have you checked my weight?
"I don't care."
You have got to be joking. Get away from me, this cannot be real.
"I'm here of my own free will."
You're a demon, no one would humiliate themselves to be with me.
"I like you."
You can't possibly be attracted to me!
"I am attracted to you."
This is a nightmare, it can't be true!
"I think I'm going to fall in love with you."
IT IS WRONG TO FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT SOMEONE AS UNATTRACTIVE AS ME.
"I don't care."
I'LL RUN.
"I'll follow."
I'll run faster.
"So will I."
GO FIND A NICE HANDSOME MAN WITH A JOB AND A CAR HE DESERVES YOU!
"But God made me for you."
THAT CANNOT BE TRUE.
But with God all things are possible.
I sit here, in my shell, with all the embarassments of my outbursts, and nothing but time.
And still, she loves me.
Or maybe she doesn't exist.
I don't know.
Hope maketh not ashamed.
I hope she's out there.
But she doesn't have to be.
Mellodramatic.
I did it for her.
Because I love her.
Whoever she is.
What? With two of the most embarassing posts of my life out in the open
I might as well have just
I won't say.
They'll say "Self indulgent. Narcissistic."
In a poetry forum? Do you know the meaning of the word vanity?
"You're using the site to promote you."
Everyone is using the site to promote themselves, every time they start a thread.
Everyone is trying to get her attention.
Or she's trying to get his attention.
Or he needs to vaunt himself as some authority.
Or she just wants to be cute.
HOW I HATE BEING CUTE.
There I was, back in fifth grade
I remember something about that
I was going through an episode on the bus
And they were like 'Awwwwww, poor guy'
What will the end of this be?
See I've calculated it somewhat.
Most of the girls will flee.
The guys won't want to be associated with me.
But the girls will oh so quickly turn around
And when that handsome guy in tights comes around
It's like
'ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. I WANT TO HELP SOMEONE. I WILL SERVE YOU SIR. I AM A GOOD GIRL, AND I LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE.'
Sure, it has nothing to do with physical attraction.
But to my credit, I've stolen hearts.
At the other end of a bad relationship.
I've done edgy things for the sake of attention.
Just not to their full extent.
Look at him trying so hard 'ITS JUST SO CUTE.'
And what will the end of this be?
Why he's already written it.
No girl reading this will talk to him, they'd be ashamed to be found with him.
No guy is going to bro him.
But I had a dream, while I was lying awake.
And some nice girl that I had never seen before, rather fair.
She was like, 'I'll be your girlfriend bleenko.'
And they all laughed. At him.
At her? I don't know.
Why would she?
"You're cute."
Sure. But have you seen my face? Have you checked my weight?
"I don't care."
You have got to be joking. Get away from me, this cannot be real.
"I'm here of my own free will."
You're a demon, no one would humiliate themselves to be with me.
"I like you."
You can't possibly be attracted to me!
"I am attracted to you."
This is a nightmare, it can't be true!
"I think I'm going to fall in love with you."
IT IS WRONG TO FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT SOMEONE AS UNATTRACTIVE AS ME.
"I don't care."
I'LL RUN.
"I'll follow."
I'll run faster.
"So will I."
GO FIND A NICE HANDSOME MAN WITH A JOB AND A CAR HE DESERVES YOU!
"But God made me for you."
THAT CANNOT BE TRUE.
But with God all things are possible.
I sit here, in my shell, with all the embarassments of my outbursts, and nothing but time.
And still, she loves me.
Or maybe she doesn't exist.
I don't know.
Hope maketh not ashamed.
I hope she's out there.
But she doesn't have to be.
Mellodramatic.
I did it for her.
Because I love her.
Whoever she is.
