Improving Olympic Sports

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1still_waters

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Some Olympic sports need to be modified for more excitement.

1. A pirate should walk the divers out on the plank.
2. They must throw a doughnut at the swimmers when they come up for air. Extra points if they catch it in their mouth, and eat it before they come back up for air.
3. Basketball must be played with a shotput ball. Players can only shoot the ball, the way a shotput player throws it.


Feel free to add.....
 
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Jullianna

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4. Fencing: Fruit Loops must cover all clothing to be picked off by each opponent. The one with the most Fruit Loops on his sabre at the end of each bout wins.
5. Squash: Must use real squash.
6. Karate: Opponent must greet one another with "Wax on/Wax off"
7. Archery: Gold/Silver/Bronze medal winners must perform "Men in Tights" on the podium
8. Boxing: Must bob/weave in pink high heels
 
JimJimmers

JimJimmers

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Apr 26, 2012
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The decathlon isn't enough. Let's see who's the best all-around athlete. Gymnastics, Archery, High jump, Swimming, Sprinting..... Do ALL the events!
 
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1still_waters

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Jullianna said:
4. Fencing: Fruit Loops must cover all clothing to be picked off by each opponent. The one with the most Fruit Loops on his sabre at the end of each bout wins.
5. Squash: Must use real squash.
6. Karate: Opponent must greet one another with "Wax on/Wax off"
7. Archery: Gold/Silver/Bronze medal winners must perform "Men in Tights" on the podium
8. Boxing: Must bob/weave in pink high heels
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My fav is the fencing one.
 
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iraasuup

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Jullianna said:
4. Fencing: Fruit Loops must cover all clothing to be picked off by each opponent. The one with the most Fruit Loops on his sabre at the end of each bout wins.
5. Squash: Must use real squash.
6. Karate: Opponent must greet one another with "Wax on/Wax off"
7. Archery: Gold/Silver/Bronze medal winners must perform "Men in Tights" on the podium
8. Boxing: Must bob/weave in pink high heels
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That is TOO funny. I'm imagining people fighting each other for fruit loops. We should make it more fun by adding points value to certain coloured fruit loops. The aim is the get the most green ones or something like that.
 
Ritter

Ritter

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I want an amateur olympics in which people who have never done the activities before compete.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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A combination of Ritter's and Julianna's suggestions would be quite interesting :D

The hurdling exercise should include hopscotch
 
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