Lightbulb Jokes

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Laodicea

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HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.


HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.


HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."


HOW MANY PENTECOSTALS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

A: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
 
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OFM

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How Many Light Bulbs at Church on Sunday?
All The 1's that are thier.
How Many LightBulbs At A super Wal-Mart For Sale?
All The 1'S tat are thier.
shouls i continue to go on?
 
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Laodicea

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Q. How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - but the light bulb has to really WANT to change.
 
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OFM

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How many lightbulbs were thier in Bibical Times???
see Book Of Light 7:15-52.
 
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kenisyes

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Does that mention Jesus being the light of the world?
 
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ForeverHis42

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OFM said:
How many lightbulbs were thier in Bibical Times???
see Book Of Light 7:15-52.
Click to expand...
none. Thomas Edison hadnt invented it yet :) :D
 
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ForeverHis42

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can too! we did it once, we can do it again! i suppose yr coming from the "double or nothing" side of this argument, correct?
 
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Laodicea

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Q. How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
 
NightHawK877

NightHawK877

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, but as soon as he installs it, he disintegrates.

How many cockroaches does it take to change a bulb?

You can't tell because as soon as the light goes on, they scatter.
 
resurrection33

resurrection33

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How many social climbers does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, you need one to announce the event.
One to carry in the new light bulb.
One to remove the old light bulb.
One to install the new light bulb.
At least two to perform a song to commemorate the event.
One to give final remarks.
One to carry out the old light bulb.

That adds up to eight.
 
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