I grew up in Michigan for a total of 28 years. 3 years in Tennessee. Lived in Maine 2005-2012 and parts of 2013 and 2014. The rest of living in Florida.
wee elephant doing the math........hmm........
Michigan for 28 years
Tennessee for 3 years
hmm........28 + 3 = 31
Maine 2005 to 2012
hmm......31 + 8 = 39
and parts of 2013 and 2014
hmm...... 39 + parts of = 41?
Florida since......
hmm........41 + 2 = 43
Tourist be 61
hmm.....61 - 43 = 8 YEARS HE BE HIDING FROM US!
(methinks there be some shenanigans he don't be telling us about)