Nightmares!

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Jullianna

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Descyple said:
"I once had a nightmare that five angry bald ducks broke into my bedroom and started attacking my pillows because they wanted their feathers back."

That is not my nightmare, but I heard a stand-up comedian tell that joke years ago, and it still makes me laugh - lol.
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That would have explained a whole lot if true :D ;)
 
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violakat

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Descyple said:
They were bald, so I don't know what their color was - lol.

But their eyes were red from anger, does that count???
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So, their skin had no color, huh? Very scary. So how would you know they were ducks. They could have been Harpy's in that case.
 
Descyple

Descyple

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violakat said:
So, their skin had no color, huh? Very scary. So how would you know they were ducks. They could have been Harpy's in that case.
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To be honest Violakat, I had to google what a "harpy" is, and now that I've seen one, I will have nightmares about those now. Thanks Violakat. Thanks alot - lol.

Angry Birds are starting to sound better by the minute!!!
 
Descyple

Descyple

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I once had a nightmare that I was on a website with a bunch of wacky and zany Christians, and no matter what I did, I couldn't sign out! Wait a minute.................................

It's not a nightmare! IT'S REAL!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Hellooo

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You want a nightmare, try passing out after eating pasta. I get awful, violent dreams if I fall asleep soon after a meal. Lesson learned.
 
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Hellooo said:
You want a nightmare, try passing out after eating pasta. I get awful, violent dreams if I fall asleep soon after a meal. Lesson learned.
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Im gonna try that
 
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Hellooo

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lol, good luck with that.
 
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flight316

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When my son was really young, I used to dream that he would get lost in crowded places like the mall, and couldn't find him.
 
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