travel agent
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing all the glamorous
destinations around the world.The Agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.He called them into his
shop,"I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a great holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense and I
won't take 'no' for an answer."
He took them inside and asked his Secretary to arrange two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.Then, as can be expected, they gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.and, "How did you like your holiday?" He asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me."
"Oh, what was that?" asked the travel agent.
"Who was that old bugger I had to share the room with?"
ACTUALLY, SOME OF US ASK THE SAME QUESTION EVERY MORNING!