Why I Believe God has a Sense of Humor

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MissCris

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#41
Christiancolleggirl,

You've just tapped into one of my deepest fears...

making a girl so mad she attacks me with a knife she didn't even wash first.

: )
That would be tragic! You could lose...an eye...

I'm not sure if saying that to a cyclops makes it funnier, or more sad.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#42
Christiancolleggirl,

You've just tapped into one of my deepest fears...

making a girl so mad she attacks me with a knife she didn't even wash first.

: )

That's why you shouldn't nag your wife while she's making dinner! :p :p
 
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Donkeyfish07

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#43
That reminds me of a joke I heard awhile back.

God is looking down on the West Coast and happens to notice a guy that has been a faithful Christian from his youth up. He was a really good guy and never asked God for anything selfish and God marveled at this. God decided to reward the guy for his unselfish behavior and came down to him and said "You've been a faithful servant your entire life, yet you've never asked for anything for yourself. Tell me what you would have me do for you and I will do it".

The guy says.....well God, I'd really like it if you could make a bridge to Hawaii. God was a little disappointed and said "Well I can certainly do that but I would prefer if you asked for something a little less physical"......The guy thought about it for a second and said.....well God, I would like to have the ability to understand women. God replied "So do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?" :p