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dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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phil112 said:
Good thing the OP mentioned the bible........this thread has morphed drastically. :p

You might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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HAHAHAHH does that mean she wouldn't gripe at the same time she does the dishes if she is loaded? HAHAH HMMMM Very, very interesting HAH!

My wife would slap me with a cast iron skillet if she read ^. ;)
 
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dcontroversal said:
HAHAHAHH does that mean she wouldn't gripe at the same time she does the dishes if she is loaded? HAHAH HMMMM Very, very interesting HAH!

My wife would slap me with a cast iron skillet if she read ^. ;)
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You might be a redneck if..... your wife has slapped you with a cast iron skillet.
 
dcontroversal

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rainin said:
You might be a redneck if..... your wife has slapped you with a cast iron skillet.
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HAHAHHAH too funny and so true....sometimes she (jokingly) threatens me with one of the many weapons that I have...usually the shotgun or her Walther....HAH!
 
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rainin

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faroukfarouk said:
I guess it's fair to say that redneck tattoos may well be bigger and bolder, not least the ones that the Mrs Rednecks get also. Maybe strawberry ones would seem more dainty, though.
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Have you ever met a redneck girl? They aren't well known for being dainty.
 
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dcontroversal said:
HAHAHHAH too funny and so true....sometimes she (jokingly) threatens me with one of the many weapons that I have...usually the shotgun or her Walther....HAH!
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She sure is a redneck girl:D
 
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rainin said:
Have you ever met a redneck girl? They aren't well known for being dainty.
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Well, some would say that a parlor visit might just infuse and inject an element of daintiness....

But this thread is getting bizarre...
 
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rainin

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faroukfarouk said:
Well, some would say that a parlor visit might just infuse and inject an element of daintiness....

But this thread is getting bizarre...
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Redneck girls aren't allowed in the parlor.
 
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rainin

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faroukfarouk said:
Really?? I think you'll find that some of them are even the tattoo artists...
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I have the feeling that you have never met a real redneck girl. Just my sense of things on this one.
 
dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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jennymae said:
She sure is a redneck girl:D
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You know it HAHAH and she must be as we live 30 miles to the nearest town population about 2500 off grid, as we generate our own power and pull our water from a spring fed creek! ;)
 
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rainin said:
I have the feeling that you have never met a real redneck girl. Just my sense of things on this one.
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A Southern dame can be both a gracious magnolia-skirted matriarch...or an equally gracious blue jeaned inking expert.
 
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rainin

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faroukfarouk said:
A Southern dame can be both a gracious magnolia-skirted matriarch...or an equally gracious blue jeaned inking expert.
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Still don't think you have met a real redneck girl.
 
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rainin said:
You might be a redneck if..... your wife has slapped you with a cast iron skillet.
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My first wife tried to smash my head with a hammer once. Doe's that make her a redneck? Please advise.
 
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