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proverbs35

proverbs35

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You might be a redneck, if your family tree doesn't fork.
 
proverbs35

proverbs35

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You might be a redneck, if the furniture on your front lawn is in better condition then the furniture in your living room.

... If you have a couch on your front porch or your lawn. These are hilarious.

I love Jeff Foxworthy. He's one of the best comedians.
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santuzza

santuzza

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You might be a redneck if you've been married three times but have the same in-laws.
 
santuzza

santuzza

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You might be a redneck if you have at least one friend whose final words were, "Hey guys, watch this!"
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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santuzza said:
You might be a redneck if you've been married three times but have the same in-laws.
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hahahhhhh...........uh, no, wait.............HEY GUY, WHUT U MEAN BY THAT?
 
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phil112

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You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
 
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rainin

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tourist said:
My first wife tried to smash my head with a hammer once. Doe's that make her a redneck? Please advise.
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She was not a redneck. Rednecks get the job done.
 
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john832

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dcontroversal said:
You know it HAHAH and she must be as we live 30 miles to the nearest town population about 2500 off grid, as we generate our own power and pull our water from a spring fed creek! ;)
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Off topic but some guys have all the luck.
 
crossnote

crossnote

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dcontroversal said:
You know it HAHAH and she must be as we live 30 miles to the nearest town population about 2500 off grid, as we generate our own power and pull our water from a spring fed creek! ;)
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but ya got internet?
 
crossnote

crossnote

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tourist said:
My first wife tried to smash my head with a hammer once. Doe's that make her a redneck? Please advise.
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Not necessarily but I'm sure it made your neck red.
 
crossnote

crossnote

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You might be a redneck if your mule makes it into town before your pick up truck.
 
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phil112

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crossnote said:
You might be a redneck if your mule makes it into town before your pick up truck.
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crossnote, if that occurs, there is no doubt about it - you ARE a redneck! ;)
 
crossnote

crossnote

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You might be a redneck if the bar you entered is the bar you just left... hic.
 
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