Help Me Get Out the Vote!

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JesusIsAll

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Having recently read an article where convention delegates are being bought, contrary to voters' wishes, I realized it's time to get off the fence and help get out the vote! So, here is a billboard that reflects my view as to candidates, as well as what is the most pressing problem of our nation.

But what I'm struggling with is just how to get out the vote?

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Demi777

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lol!!!!! Nice, finally someone who says it the way it is ;)
 
blue_ladybug

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JesusIsAll said:

Having recently read an article where convention delegates are being bought, contrary to voters' wishes, I realized it's time to get off the fence and help get out the vote! So, here is a billboard that reflects my view as to candidates, as well as what is the most pressing problem of our nation.

But what I'm struggling with is just how to get out the vote?
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This offends me. :( I do NOT suck. ;) lol
 
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JesusIsAll

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blue_ladybug said:
This offends me. :( I do NOT suck. ;) lol
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Sorry, Bugwomp, but there was no room on the sign for the bug exclusionary clause. Besides, the sign was paid for by Johnson & Johnson, the makers of Raid, who, surprisingly, in secret, don't think bugs suck, they being career oriented!
 
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JesusIsAll

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Demi777 said:
Ya know. How bout you vote me for president. then you can put a sign: Everyone sucks except Demi
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Well, you got my vote, sho' nuff!
 
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JesusIsAll

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Demi777 said:
You give me hope brother to make america great again :D
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Let us don our rose glasses and "name and claim" us an independent victory! Between that and Hollywood getting sucked into the bowels of the earth, we stand a chance!

Demi777 in 2016! (Now, this doesn't mean I have to hold my breath in anticipation, does it?)
 
Demi777

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JesusIsAll said:
Let us don our rose glasses and "name and claim" us an independent victory! Between that and Hollywood getting sucked into the bowels of the earth, we stand a chance!

Demi777 in 2016! (Now, this doesn't mean I have to hold my breath in anticipation, does it?)
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well as your my first voter you willbe my vice president which means you have to parcitipate aswell
 
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JesusIsAll

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Demi777 said:
well as your my first voter you willbe my vice president which means you have to parcitipate aswell
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Alright, but only as long as it's a traditional Vice President's role of, essentially, doing nothing very productive, where nobody would notice if I go missing. I mean, I'm not crazy, not as if I'd really want anything to do with all that mess!
 
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JesusIsAll said:

Alright, but only as long as it's a traditional Vice President's role of, essentially, doing nothing very productive, where nobody would notice if I go missing. I mean, I'm not crazy, not as if I'd really want anything to do with all that mess!
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Naw you can go play golf and tennis and just say yes and amen to all I say
 
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Demi777 said:
Naw you can go play golf and tennis and just say yes and amen to all I say
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Don't know about golf and tennis, but that is to say, then, no need for any concerted effort to actually try to resolve anything gone entirely too far to fix, as neither is charging windmills an appealing sport. So, let's just leave it I'll do my thing, say yes and amen to all your efforts to stabilize the house of cards, just leave a message if you ever need my advice, like how to deal with your regrets, flee to South America, etc.

But, for now, since we have a plan, I must get out the vote! On my way to Chicago soon, to prepare to "vote early, and vote often." Also need to register a lot of dead people.
 
Demi777

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JesusIsAll said:
Don't know about golf and tennis, but that is to say, then, no need for any concerted effort to actually try to resolve anything gone entirely too far to fix, as neither is charging windmills an appealing sport. So, let's just leave it I'll do my thing, say yes and amen to all your efforts to stabilize the house of cards, just leave a message if you ever need my advice, like how to deal with your regrets, flee to South America, etc.

But, for now, since we have a plan, I must get out the vote! On my way to Chicago soon, to prepare to "vote early, and vote often." Also need to register a lot of dead people.
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Just remeber you aint getting the Uranium from me its all the clintons thats killin ppl
 
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Demi777 said:
Just remeber you aint getting the Uranium from me its all the clintons thats killin ppl
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Will keep your advisory over uranium in my cranium. No big whup. The only yellow cake I like is lemon.

That you mention it, wouldn't it make for a good horror movie, to wake up one day, go look in the mirror, and see you've been changed into a Clinton? While you're struggling with the problems of the nation, I'll make films like, "Night of the Living Clintons," or, "The Day of the Pantsuits." On the other hand, this could be pushing the envelope of things too horrific, for even a mature audience.
 
Demi777

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JesusIsAll said:
Will keep your advisory over uranium in my cranium. No big whup. The only yellow cake I like is lemon.

That you mention it, wouldn't it make for a good horror movie, to wake up one day, go look in the mirror, and see you've been changed into a Clinton? While you're struggling with the problems of the nation, I'll make films like, "Night of the Living Clintons," or, "The Day of the Pantsuits." On the other hand, this could be pushing the envelope of things too horrific, for even a mature audience.
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Yep you gonna get rich of that!! lol

home alone at the clintons!
 
MsSuzanna

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While I can see the humor in making light of a disasterous situation I know in my gut that our country is at a pivotal turning point. Trump may not be perfect but he is the only one who is not in the globalist back pocket. He can make a difference whereas any of the other delegates are going to be more of the same. The thing is, enough damage has been done on so many fronts that there is no more wiggle room.
 
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I have let myself get upset over the political situation for months now...I think it's time I turn it over to the Lord..He will protect us and if it's time to suffer for Christ in our nation..then He will give us the joy and peace to endure...this don't mean I'm giving anyone my bible or my gun... that's a fight for sure
 
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Mitspa said:
I have let myself get upset over the political situation for months now...I think it's time I turn it over to the Lord..He will protect us and if it's time to suffer for Christ in our nation..then He will us the joy and peace to endure...this don't mean I'm giving anyone my bible or my gun... that's a fight for sure
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I realized the foolishness of being upset 8 years ago and turned it over to My Lord then.
I came to the conclusion that our only hope was for the Lord to intervene.
If He choose to do so, I would be thankful, if not I would trust Him for the well being of my family.
The history of Israel shows us that at some point a nation must pay for its turning from God.
To trust in any of these men or women who are running for president is foolishness in my opinion.
I do not see any of them as being Godly in any since of the word.
If I am wrong, praise God. If I am right, praise God. I will die protecting my family, my church family, my bible.
I am not worriedor upset, just prepared.
 
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Persuaded said:
I realized the foolishness of being upset 8 years ago and turned it over to My Lord then.
I came to the conclusion that our only hope was for the Lord to intervene.
If He choose to do so, I would be thankful, if not I would trust Him for the well being of my family.
The history of Israel shows us that at some point a nation must pay for its turning from God.
To trust in any of these men or women who are running for president is foolishness in my opinion.
I do not see any of them as being Godly in any since of the word.
If I am wrong, praise God. If I am right, praise God. I will die protecting my family, my church family, my bible.
I am not worriedor upset, just prepared.
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I am not worriedor upset, just prepared.
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Me too! Eyes wide open !!
 
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