Joel Osteen Dives Off Stage To Prevent Man From Opening His Bible

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hornetguy

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That ain't much of a dive.... more like a developing belly-flop....

funny pic, though.
 
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By your words..........Jesus said.........

All I know is I watched an interview with him ONCE and seen his WIFE speak once and his speak once......told me all I needed to know about HIS gospel.....

His wife said that we do not come to church to worship God

He said that he would not say Muslims were wrong or that they would go to hell and he refused to preach on sin

When one only delivers MOTIVATIONAL speeches and PROSPERITY gospels.....of course you will pack a stadium......the world loves it's own!
 

Lillywolf

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Caption this picture.

"IN A MOMENT OF INSPIRATION JOEL DECIDES TO TEST ISAIAH 60 AND VERSE 8"


It's a great synopsis though of Osteen's church and method of preaching. Especially when the guy in the red shirt and skin tight jeans in the front row does look like he's about to open a Bible.
Great photo-shop too. Whoever did that has talent. Only thing that would have been better would have been his wife in that leap.
Who remembers this?
 

Lillywolf

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Looks like the video has error codes now. :( This should work.
Do you ever wonder if old Joel stands there when she talks like that and thinks to himself, what a self absorbed idiot!
 

Lillywolf

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I'm pretty sure the article source has other articles here so that people know it is satire. Babylon Bee and The Onion are well known for that style of "reporting". Just like Landover Baptist Church is a discussion forum that was started by atheists and is entirely satire. And a real riot if you read some of those ridiculous post. :LOL:
 
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That was hilarious! Was is even true? :ROFL:
 

Lillywolf

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This isn't satire. This really happened three years ago during Lakewood Church's One World Religion Conference.
 

MichaelOwen

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This isn't satire. This really happened three years ago during Lakewood Church's One World Religion Conference.

Notice how when he stood on the Word of God, he was speaking the truth, and did you notice how they came to escort him out? That's how the devil works, and God's word warns us of false teachers and prophets, those who profess Jesus only in tongue and not in the heart. There is spiritual wickedness in high places, and we MUST stand on the Word of God, man's word is fallible, he is MAN, not God.
 

Lillywolf

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Notice how when he stood on the Word of God, he was speaking the truth, and did you notice how they came to escort him out? That's how the devil works, and God's word warns us of false teachers and prophets, those who profess Jesus only in tongue and not in the heart. There is spiritual wickedness in high places, and we MUST stand on the Word of God, man's word is fallible, he is MAN, not God.
Osteen teaches a watered down Gospel . Never does he mention sin. He's a Humanist more than he is a Christian.
Remember when the Gray's were confirmed to be pastors? Victoria Osteen announced their becoming new pastors for the Relentless church if I remember the name right. Talk about Freudian slip. Victoria said , she was sure they, the Gray's, were going to do amazing damage to the kingdom of God.



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