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Whispered

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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"



Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t. The pig was killed. The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily. “What happened?” asked the President. “Well,” the driver replied “the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.” “My God, what did you tell them?” asked the President. The driver replied: “I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”


Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
 

Whispered

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So true. But I had to look at that picture of many tick's before bed? o_O I'm one of those people who , when I find a tick on me, wonder if it brought the family on the, "my blood" day trip. :sick:
Brings every tick story I know to mind.
Please God, give me sweet dreams tonight. Not ticky ones.
 

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So true. But I had to look at that picture of many tick's before bed? o_O I'm one of those people who , when I find a tick on me, wonder if it brought the family on the, "my blood" day trip. :sick:
Brings every tick story I know to mind.
Please God, give me sweet dreams tonight. Not ticky ones.
Well, we could discuss polysticks (although rumor has it that many ticks find there abode in them lol.)

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