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If he is, we can at least appreciate God's brilliant sense of humor. Who would have thought the peace crisis in the Middle East would have been solved by eminent domain and awesome hair.
"Donald, The Dome of the Rock has been there for centuries you can't just..."
"Take it down."
"But Don..."
"I said, take it down! I have no other place to build the swimming pool. The sun rays are perfect here. Where else is my daughter going to tan? The wailing wall?! Are you serious? That body?"
"Donald, The Dome of the Rock has been there for centuries you can't just..."
"Take it down."
"But Don..."
"I said, take it down! I have no other place to build the swimming pool. The sun rays are perfect here. Where else is my daughter going to tan? The wailing wall?! Are you serious? That body?"
"Our marketing team thinks that 'Trump's Holy Land' would be the best fit."
"Nahhhh. That isn't yuge enough...how about...'Trump's New Babylon.'
"Why?"
"I don't know, it just came to me. I also like the idea of making our emblem a beast with ten horns."
"Nobody will buy that."
"I have another idea then- if anybody wants to buy something, they go through me. Put this stamp on their forehead or right hand. That means they pay for what I want them to pay for."
"Didn't I read about that somewhere?"
"The Art of the Deal. It's the best book of all time next to the Bible. You really should give it a read."
"Nahhhh. That isn't yuge enough...how about...'Trump's New Babylon.'
"Why?"
"I don't know, it just came to me. I also like the idea of making our emblem a beast with ten horns."
"Nobody will buy that."
"I have another idea then- if anybody wants to buy something, they go through me. Put this stamp on their forehead or right hand. That means they pay for what I want them to pay for."
"Didn't I read about that somewhere?"
"The Art of the Deal. It's the best book of all time next to the Bible. You really should give it a read."
Trump refuses to rule out dividing Jerusalem - US & Canada - News - Arutz Sheva
(Trump refuses to rule out dividing Jerusalem)
Daniel 11:37-39 (KJV)
37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.
38 But in his estate shall he honour the God of forces: and a god whom his fathers knew not shall he honour with gold, and silver, and with precious stones, and pleasant things.
39 Thus shall he do in the most strong holds with a strange god, whom he shall acknowledge and increase with glory: and he shall cause them to rule over many, and shall divide the land for gain.
...yeah, it fits
(Trump refuses to rule out dividing Jerusalem)
Daniel 11:37-39 (KJV)
37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.
38 But in his estate shall he honour the God of forces: and a god whom his fathers knew not shall he honour with gold, and silver, and with precious stones, and pleasant things.
39 Thus shall he do in the most strong holds with a strange god, whom he shall acknowledge and increase with glory: and he shall cause them to rule over many, and shall divide the land for gain.
...yeah, it fits
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I do not being wrong about eschatology if it turns out the dispensationalists are right AND Donald Trump is the Antichrist. Actually, I think it would make my day.
"The world is in economic turmoil!"
"I know! I've got a solution. A lot of solutions. The best solutions. Just give power to me."
"Really? Oh yeah. Have you seen my fortune?"
"The world is in economic turmoil!"
"I know! I've got a solution. A lot of solutions. The best solutions. Just give power to me."
"Really? Oh yeah. Have you seen my fortune?"