Presbyterian/Baptist War

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Desdichado

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Crash rings the cannon thru dale and empty field
Six months armistice and peace torn asunder
I laugh anticipating the Baptist's blunder
The sword of truth and decency I wield
Baby and Brandy I shall never once yield
Meet me on the mountain and upon the plain
Brave Baptist bring your rhymes and flow til' dawn
For I stand ready to drink and dunk your spawn
Must you deal with those who think they have been slain? (in the spirit)
When a Presby waits here to bring truest pain

Speak now and prepare for true devastation
For your paster is a Dispy and your Deacon is Arminian
 

Magenta

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You have thrown down the gauntlet to a die-hard Calvinist :rolleyes:
 

Lighthearted

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Don't yield me bro! Lol
 

Desdichado

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Now I'm just going to act like Brad Pitt's Achilles in Troy, standing outside the gate begging for my rival to emerge by shouting his name repeatedly.

SOVEREIGN GRACE!
SOVEREIGN GRACE!
SOVEREIGN GRACE!
SOVEREIGN GRACE!
SOVEREIGN GRACE!
 

Desdichado

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SOVEREIGN GRACE!
SOVEREIGN GRACE!
SOVEREIGN GRACE!
SOVEREIGN GRACE!
SOVEREIGN GRACE!
 

Desdichado

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#6
Fight me you bleedn' Baptist starfish!

*swig
 

Magenta

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Speak now and prepare for true devastation
For your paster is a Dispy and your Deacon is Arminian
I think you mean pastor?

*Gently pries brandy from Desdichado's grip*
 

Desdichado

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SovereignGrace- Forget about modalism. Modalists are going to Hell.

You'll have to contend with me for an eternity and now is the time to prepare!
 

Desdichado

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SovereignGrace, I'll define one for you!

One account to rule them all
One account to get ya riled
One account to remind you all of my unchallenged guile
 

Desdichado

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Just you wait. He and I can exchange friendly insult poems for pages when we get going.

People seem to read them too! We're just a barrel of laughs.

Y'all are crackin' me up!
 

Magenta

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Just you wait. He and I can exchange friendly insult poems for pages when we get going.

People seem to read them too! We're just a barrel of laughs.
You guys are brilliant in the crossfire :)
 

Lighthearted

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I think he's ignoring you...lol
 

Desdichado

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Dawww thanks. It's actually made me a better poet for my girlfriend.

Don't ask how this helps the juices flow for love poetry. I. don't. know.

I don't want to know come to think of it.

You guys are brilliant in the crossfire :)
 

SovereignGrace

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How did I know
Just from the title
That my foe Desdichado
Was chompin' at his bridle?

He's been away for too long
Laying on the beach
Wearing his thong
Musing the writings of Keach

But alas I am know
He's no match for yours' truly
His style of artistry
Is making pictures by peeing in the snow.

WORD!!!

Those drunken bums
 

SovereignGrace

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Presby's cannons shoot like Marty Feldman
Was the one doing the shootin'
They fly through the air with the greatest of ease
But their hits were like those of the Storm Troopers