The talkative work colleague

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morefaithrequired

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please God
but this person is too tough
his talk is eternal
Ive had enough
Am i doing your will?
To listen to this dill?
He never pauses
He's so full of clauses
Yeah i know he is lonely
But he's not the only
Tell him to stop
You be the bad cop
Im falling asleep
My back wants to weep
The pain is so deep
Why is standing
So demanding?
Look I have to go
Oh no
Another story
About his unrivalled
Glory
Spare me the pain
I dont wish to remain
God help me out
I wish to fly out
Send me someone less wordy
who is kinda nerdy
and quiet
 

morefaithrequired

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#4
yes this poem really gives you a glimpse in to my petty little life. That I can reflect and try to analyse such unremarkable events.
 

morefaithrequired

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#5
Hark
I hear the call
of coffee and donuts
i put my spiritual pursuits on hold
Im savouring that first bite
And first sip of gorgeous creamy latte
Life is good
the simple
animalistic pleasures
 
Nov 12, 2019
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#6
please God
but this person is too tough
his talk is eternal
Ive had enough
Am i doing your will?
To listen to this dill?
He never pauses
He's so full of clauses
Yeah i know he is lonely
But he's not the only
Tell him to stop
You be the bad cop
Im falling asleep
My back wants to weep
The pain is so deep
Why is standing
So demanding?
Look I have to go
Oh no
Another story
About his unrivalled
Glory
Spare me the pain
I dont wish to remain
God help me out
I wish to fly out
Send me someone less wordy
who is kinda nerdy
and quiet

I love this!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
 
Aug 10, 2019
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#7
please God
but this person is too tough
his talk is eternal
Ive had enough
Am i doing your will?
To listen to this dill?
He never pauses
He's so full of clauses
Yeah i know he is lonely
But he's not the only
Tell him to stop
You be the bad cop
Im falling asleep
My back wants to weep
The pain is so deep
Why is standing
So demanding?
Look I have to go
Oh no
Another story
About his unrivalled
Glory
Spare me the pain
I dont wish to remain
God help me out
I wish to fly out
Send me someone less wordy
who is kinda nerdy
and quiet
I see we've met in person
Sorry about your back
You see I like to gab
Subjects, I seldom lack

I noticed your eyes were rolling
I thought it was a stye
Besides I know my stories
Are the apples of everyone's eye

Its not that I want to bore you
But there's a sound that I adore
When I hear myself talking
I want more and more and more
 

morefaithrequired

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#8
I see we've met in person
Sorry about your back
You see I like to gab
Subjects, I seldom lack

I noticed your eyes were rolling
I thought it was a stye
Besides I know my stories
Are the apples of everyone's eye

Its not that I want to bore you
But there's a sound that I adore
When I hear myself talking
I want more and more and more
I will desist
From calling you
a narcissist
You are a child of God
So I must give you
the nod
how about we sit?
or is that unfit?
You are not a total bore
So I promise not to snore
Its the back pain mostly
that keeps me
awake
 
Aug 10, 2019
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#9
A narcissist you say
I've never heard that word
I hope it doesn't mean
My stories are absurd

Wait, I looked it up
It isn't very nice
But I know that I'm not one
I'm devoid of every vice

I know that some don't like me
They think I fail the test
I know they feel inferior
Because I am the best

I will bring the Advil
Whatever help will please
So that you can enjoy my stories
Without pain in back or knees
 

morefaithrequired

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Sep 28, 2019
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#10
You are devoid of every vice?
Nice
Except i think you need some ice
To reduce the swollen head
Time to go to bed?
Or are you at work?

im meeting my match i fear
its time to bail from here
hes poetic after all
but its his call