ATTENTION LADIES, YOUR PERFECT MAN HAS ARRIVED.

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selfdissolving

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#1
His name is Jesus of Nazareth!

lolololol

How many of you saw that coming??
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#4
Some ladies I know at work complain so much about any man they are dating... I'm certain they would find something to complain about if they dated Jesus.

"I just couldn't keep his attention! Every time I tried to talk to him he was off healing somebody or giving somebody a bit of wisdom or something. How do you talk to a guy like that? I finally cut the date short and went home alone."
 

Dino246

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Jun 30, 2015
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#5
"Attention, men: your perfect man has arrived!"

Hmmm... the analogy broke down. Seriously. :unsure:
 
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Miri

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#7
And I thought you meant lassie!

 

Pumpkinspice

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Sep 22, 2018
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what about a bible school teacher?
 
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Miri

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#10
This thread reminds me of an old joke.

There is a £20 $20 €20 bill on the floor (whatever your currency is)

Three people see it.
A perfect man
A perfect woman
Santa Claus

Which one of them picks it up.
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The perfect woman (the other two don’t exist). 😆
 

SweetStars

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This is just my thoughts on the matter, but i think that if God choose someone for you, that person is going to be perfect for you, also perfection and beauty are subjective and changes from person to person. The perfect guy for me may not be a perfect guy for my friends and vice versa.
 

SweetStars

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#15
Oh thanks and no don't worry there are still a few terms i'm not familiar with, so noice fam means something good, note taken :)
 

LightBright

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Oh thanks and no don't worry there are still a few terms i'm not familiar with, so noice fam means something good, note taken :)
Thats slang xD it's not really like proper vocabulary noice is just slang for nice and fam is just short for family lol