Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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Chrissy77

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For all you people who can't stop derailing threads, here is your thread.

Post whatever you want and derail away.

Oh, and if you need to post about a comment on another thread without
derailing it, then fire away here.

Obviously, since I never derail threads I won't have much to say but for
those suffering of this problem; we are here to help you.:):p




(No comments from the peanut gallery regarding my problem with derailing.)
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Dear peanut Gallery,
It has come to my attention that a certain Chrissy77 (of the 77's Gang of 77th street in Harlem) has taken it upon herself to start some sort of derailment thread to appease the masses of ludicriss (yes like the rapper) CCer's whom discuss bizzare & unrelated things when other ,more respectable type CCer's post lovely uplifting,yet somewhat pious threads about their precious moments collections,or where they will spend the 4th of July next 4th of July. I would like to submit my own thread,which in fact might be construed as rapier,with subtle hints & overtones of melancholy. Please get back to me ASAP,as I have a lunch date with Shour at 12:15. He likes me to be prompt & well groomed. He has an image to uphold,as well as 3 golf charities to attend later in the week he must rest up for. Thanks again..yours forever (and a day)- iTOREtheSKY
 
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Shouryu

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You're obviously aiming this thread at me. Look at my signature, for cryin' out loud.

I'm not sure if this is sardonic commentary...or a genuine invitation.
{insert image of Phillip J Fry here}
 
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SeatBelt

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I'm still in denial about being a derailer. That's not the first step. It's the state of problem before steps are taken.

[video=youtube_share;YXng1jR87KA]http://youtu.be/YXng1jR87KA[/video]

emoticons galore.
 
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Chrissy77

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iTOREtheSKY said:
Dear peanut Gallery,
It has come to my attention that a certain Chrissy77 (of the 77's Gang of 77th street in Harlem) has taken it upon herself to start some sort of derailment thread to appease the masses of ludicriss (yes like the rapper) CCer's whom discuss bizzare & unrelated things when other ,more respectable type CCer's post lovely uplifting,yet somewhat pious threads about their precious moments collections,or where they will spend the 4th of July next 4th of July. I would like to submit my own thread,which in fact might be construed as rapier,with subtle hints & overtones of melancholy. Please get back to me ASAP,as I have a lunch date with Shour at 12:15. He likes me to be prompt & well groomed. He has an image to uphold,as well as 3 golf charities to attend later in the week he must rest up for. Thanks again..yours forever (and a day)- iTOREtheSKY
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Dear iTOREtheSky,

While we appreciate your submission to start a thread, unfortunately we will have to decline.
It has come to our attention via many numerous emails, texts, phone calls, and yes even snail
mail that a one named Itore has been causing a disturbance amongst the CC'ers .
According to our bylaws, we allow for one infraction against the somberness of CC before we
take a stand.
As you have had twenty-five complaints logged against you in the past month, we are unable
and unwilling to continue our agreement with you and your craziness.
Please return your dues, CC shirts, and CC jacket to us within ten business days and we will
be sure to drop this matter in a most heavenly manner.

Yours truly,
The Peanut Gallery
 
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Shouryu

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iTOREtheSKY said:
...or where they will spend the 4th of July next 4th of July.
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I'm a musician. The answer is always, "I have a gig."
(I actually do.)

iTOREtheSKY said:
Please get back to me ASAP,as I have a lunch date with Shour at 12:15. He likes me to be prompt & well groomed. He has an image to uphold,as well as 3 golf charities to attend later in the week he must rest up for. Thanks again..yours forever (and a day)- iTOREtheSKY
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I should note that the only thing I do at the golf charities is heckle the players. Occasionally, I try my hand at flirting with women that I assume to be single, but we all know how well THAT goes.

If you would like to attend the lunch date with Tore and I, do be sure to send in a reservation at least 48 hours in advance. I have only enough mise en place for the menu for two currently, but can expand. (Current plan: watercress sandwiches with Strawberry Quik mayo, a large bowl of sprinkles that have been hot-smoked, and a dessert consisting of anchovy jello and a bread pudding made with stale tortillas and ketchup.)
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Sheesh...first Ugly revokes my Manhood & Metalhead membership cards...now this!!!!??!!!!
 
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Chrissy77

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Shouryu said:
You're obviously aiming this thread at me. Look at my signature, for cryin' out loud.

I'm not sure if this is sardonic commentary...or a genuine invitation.
{insert image of Phillip J Fry here}
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Shouryu, the first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem.
We are here for you!:p
 
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Jullianna

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it's an epidemic :)
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Shouryu said:
I'm a musician. The answer is always, "I have a gig."
(I actually do.)



I should note that the only thing I do at the golf charities is heckle the players. Occasionally, I try my hand at flirting with women that I assume to be single, but we all know how well THAT goes.

If you would like to attend the lunch date with Tore and I, do be sure to send in a reservation at least 48 hours in advance. I have only enough mise en place for the menu for two currently, but can expand. (Current plan: watercress sandwiches with Strawberry Quik mayo, a large bowl of sprinkles that have been hot-smoked, and a dessert consisting of anchovy jello and a bread pudding made with stale tortillas and ketchup.)
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THAT'S EVERYTHING!!!! LAFFIN MY BIG FAT BUNS RIGHT THE HECK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Chrissy77

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Shouryu said:
I'm a musician. The answer is always, "I have a gig."
(I actually do.)



I should note that the only thing I do at the golf charities is heckle the players. Occasionally, I try my hand at flirting with women that I assume to be single, but we all know how well THAT goes.

If you would like to attend the lunch date with Tore and I, do be sure to send in a reservation at least 48 hours in advance. I have only enough mise en place for the menu for two currently, but can expand. (Current plan: watercress sandwiches with Strawberry Quik mayo, a large bowl of sprinkles that have been hot-smoked, and a dessert consisting of anchovy jello and a bread pudding made with stale tortillas and ketchup.)
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Up until this point it sounded promising.lol
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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Chrissy77 said:
Dear iTOREtheSky,

While we appreciate your submission to start a thread, unfortunately we will have to decline.
It has come to our attention via many numerous emails, texts, phone calls, and yes even snail
mail that a one named Itore has been causing a disturbance amongst the CC'ers .
According to our bylaws, we allow for one infraction against the somberness of CC before we
take a stand.
As you have had twenty-five complaints logged against you in the past month, we are unable
and unwilling to continue our agreement with you and your craziness.
Please return your dues, CC shirts, and CC jacket to us within ten business days and we will
be sure to drop this matter in a most heavenly manner.

Yours truly,
The Peanut Gallery
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Dear Peanut Gallery,


Only 25? Isn't there a box under Toby's desk full of them? Ya know, the one's that were promised to be sent to corporate?


Yours Truly,


Duchess
 
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Shouryu

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I should point out that if we're supposed to be

A) Anonymous
2) Resisting Temptation and
D) Pickleberry Kumquat

then I think we're doing a pretty terrible job.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Chrissy77 said:
Up until this point it sounded promising.lol
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I think that was his idea..he wants me all to himself...he says I don't spend time with him like we used to. I mean,it's hard yanno...I've got my backpacking with pandas classes every tuesday & friday. Then there's practice for american idol season 35 on saturday & sunday. Of course the grandkids come by every other monday for regular beatings & chinese checker tournaments. I mean what's a guy to do????
 
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SeatBelt

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mmmmm pickleberry.....
 
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Chrissy77

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DuchessAimee said:
Dear Peanut Gallery,


Only 25? Isn't there a box under Toby's desk full of them? Ya know, the one's that were promised to be sent to corporate?


Yours Truly,


Duchess
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Dear Duchess,

Thank you for your reminder of the "extra" complaints against Itore.
Since this now raises the number to seventy-five, we will have to take
one step further. Please inform Itore that as of today, May 14,2013, he
will be banned from any involvement from here on out. Please have him
return his membership card with all the other items he has "borrowed"
from our establishment.

Thank you!
The Peanut Gallery
 
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Chrissy77

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Who can compete with Shouryu??????????:(:(:(
 
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Shouryu

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I messed that up. It's supposed to be pickle barrel. I ruin everything. Including the threads that Arwen and Jules start. Here, I get to do that free of guilt! Woooooooooooooooo!!!
[video=youtube;SS9QyaHJFvE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS9QyaHJFvE[/video]
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Chrissy77 said:
Dear Duchess,

Thank you for your reminder of the "extra" complaints against Itore.
Since this now raises the number to seventy-five, we will have to take
one step further. Please inform Itore that as of today, May 14,2013, he
will be banned from any involvement from here on out. Please have him
return his membership card with all the other items he has "borrowed"
from our establishment.

Thank you!
The Peanut Gallery
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SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN ARE YOU SERIOUS????? lol man o' man...it's a sad sad day...♫ swing loooow,sweet chaaaarrrriot♫
 
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