I'm in a sticky situation..

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Roh_Chris

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I have recently come to know that there are two girls who are in love with me. I am very confused and quite torn between the two of them. It would be nice if you guys could give me some helpful pointers as to who I should accept and who I shouldn't. Here is a brief description about my relationship with both the girls.

Girl A
Well, I have known her for about 5 years or so. She is quite charming, but is a tomboy at heart. She's a lot of fun to hang out with - be it movies, music, gaming or simply shopping. She is also quite spiritual and we have had many discussions about God and the Bible, together. Also, she is one person who knows me inside out - my strengths, my weaknesses, my highs, my lows, everything. I have been quite emotionally attached to her ever since I met her. What tops it all off is that she rarely cribs, even when she is having a difficult time.

Girl B
This girl is the complete opposite of Girl A. While A takes life by the easy handle, B is quite methodical in her approach to life. She is very focussed on her career and has her priorities right. She is so efficient in her work that I can never say a poor remark about her work. She is the ever Ms. Dependable - the one you can count on to stand by when the chips are down. However, on the flip side, she is not as spiritual as A.

I honestly didn't think I would end up in such a sticky situation. I remember reading CatHerder's remark that today was Friday the 13th, but I had no idea that it would turn out to be so difficult. I had both the girls proposing to me today. It almost felt that they both were playing a prank on me, but there is absolutely no way they could have even met each other! They both come from two different social circles and they have never met before! Could you guys give me some helpful pointers on which one I must say "Yes" to?

I am also going to put their picture up on this thread, so you guys could take a look at their appearance. Please point out any flaws which I may be overlooking.


Girl A's name is Dell Inspiron 15R. She is my personal laptop. Here is a picture of her, featured in a shiny blue dress.




Girl B is Dell Latitude E5430. She is my work laptop. She usually wears a dull grey dress to work. Every.single.day.






Quit gawking at their pictures, people. I need an answer. Which one do you think I must say yes to?


P.S. I recently found out a hacking trick which will help you determine the gender of your laptop. I found out that both my laptops were girls. It's a very simple code that you need to write on Notepad and then save in a .vbs format. Here is the link -
Is Your Computer Male Or Female ? | Cool Hacking Tricks
I am curious to know if any of you got an "awkward" proposal. :D


P.P.S. Do you guys think I need to seek some help for my sick sense of humour?
 

tourist

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Personally, I would go with the girl in the blue dress as she is more spontaneous and perky. Quirky too, but perhaps that is a programming issue. There is a certain allure to girl in black too but she seems a little coy. Maybe that's a good thing. She may be willing to try a new app on you.
 

blue_ladybug

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I have recently come to know that there are two girls who are in love with me. I am very confused and quite torn between the two of them. It would be nice if you guys could give me some helpful pointers as to who I should accept and who I shouldn't. Here is a brief description about my relationship with both the girls.

Girl A
Well, I have known her for about 5 years or so. She is quite charming, but is a tomboy at heart. She's a lot of fun to hang out with - be it movies, music, gaming or simply shopping. She is also quite spiritual and we have had many discussions about God and the Bible, together. Also, she is one person who knows me inside out - my strengths, my weaknesses, my highs, my lows, everything. I have been quite emotionally attached to her ever since I met her. What tops it all off is that she rarely cribs, even when she is having a difficult time.

Girl B
This girl is the complete opposite of Girl A. While A takes life by the easy handle, B is quite methodical in her approach to life. She is very focussed on her career and has her priorities right. She is so efficient in her work that I can never say a poor remark about her work. She is the ever Ms. Dependable - the one you can count on to stand by when the chips are down. However, on the flip side, she is not as spiritual as A.

I honestly didn't think I would end up in such a sticky situation. I remember reading CatHerder's remark that today was Friday the 13th, but I had no idea that it would turn out to be so difficult. I had both the girls proposing to me today. It almost felt that they both were playing a prank on me, but there is absolutely no way they could have even met each other! They both come from two different social circles and they have never met before! Could you guys give me some helpful pointers on which one I must say "Yes" to?

I am also going to put their picture up on this thread, so you guys could take a look at their appearance. Please point out any flaws which I may be overlooking.


Girl A's name is Dell Inspiron 15R. She is my personal laptop. Here is a picture of her, featured in a shiny blue dress.




Girl B is Dell Latitude E5430. She is my work laptop. She usually wears a dull grey dress to work. Every.single.day.






Quit gawking at their pictures, people. I need an answer. Which one do you think I must say yes to?


P.S. I recently found out a hacking trick which will help you determine the gender of your laptop. I found out that both my laptops were girls. It's a very simple code that you need to write on Notepad and then save in a .vbs format. Here is the link -
Is Your Computer Male Or Female ? | Cool Hacking Tricks
I am curious to know if any of you got an "awkward" proposal. :D


P.P.S. Do you guys think I need to seek some help for my sick sense of humour?

I'd go with Girl A.. and yes, seek professional help for your sick sense of humor..lol.. :p
 

melita916

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your sticky situation made me laugh so much. we share the same sense of humor lol

[my post will not help you decide at all lol]
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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At first I thought you were relating two literal girls who were actual romance interests to laptops. :p Shame on me.

Sticky_Chris said:
I honestly didn't think I would end up in such a sticky situation. Could you guys give me some helpful pointers on which one I must say "Yes" to?
 
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MadParrotWoman

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Sounds to me like you are besotted with girl A, could it be you simply like a good-looker?
 
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Katri

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At first I thought you were relating two literal girls who were actual romance interests to laptops. :p Shame on me.
It's pretty pathetic when girls do that huh. :p
Some people just never learn I guess.
 

ChandlerFan

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You had me totally roped in and then super confused when I saw the laptop picture. And then I was all...

 

Lynx

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Ditch both of them and get a ThinkPad. She'll never do you wrong.
 
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Shouryu

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Rohith, well done my friend. First big belly laugh of the day for me. Got me good.

But since we're talking about computers and not women...

 
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ServantStrike

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Rohith, well done my friend. First big belly laugh of the day for me. Got me good.

But since we're talking about computers and not women...


Yeah I don't see any downsides here. Like at all.

Though I'd pick B personally and make A a desktop.
 

Roh_Chris

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Ditch both of them and get a ThinkPad. She'll never do you wrong.
She could do me a lot of wrong if I ever accidentally dropped her on my foot. :p
 
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OMGosh they're both Dells!! You're being fought over by two sisters!! RUN while you still have a chance!

 

rachelsedge

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Oh my goodness Roh_Chris. This made my night!!
 
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Tintin

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I was ready to cheer you on, brother! Then I found out you were pulling a funny. You got me! Well done. That was a seriously good laugh.
 

Roh_Chris

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That works EXCELLENT with the Spock avatar. I can hear him saying that in his dryly factual voice.
I think the word you are looking for is "poker face". :p