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It's been kind of an ongoing forum joke for a while that Servant was one of the privileged few (ok, ok, actually, the ONLY one, but don't tell anyone--I have a rep to uphold here as a big baddie) whom I kidnapped and kept (quite comfortably) in my fabled Man Dungeon. Actually, it's quite posh.
All the cages, I mean, furniture, and chains, I mean, accessories, actually match. There was also a joke once that I actually even fed him. Bread and water, of course. (What else does one feed prisoners... er... guests?)
I am delighted to hear that Servant sounds insanely happy. It is long overdue and well-deserved.
But alas. I'm already pining away for "the good old days" and our back-and-forth banter. *sniff, sniff*
I'm hoping his girl can give me a few tips on how to REALLY keep a man (somehow, prison time doesn't seem to be a way to a man's heart... even when I provide food!)
And here all I was trying to do was to keep a man's heart "captive-ated"... *Sigh.*
All the cages, I mean, furniture, and chains, I mean, accessories, actually match. There was also a joke once that I actually even fed him. Bread and water, of course. (What else does one feed prisoners... er... guests?)
I am delighted to hear that Servant sounds insanely happy. It is long overdue and well-deserved.
But alas. I'm already pining away for "the good old days" and our back-and-forth banter. *sniff, sniff*
I'm hoping his girl can give me a few tips on how to REALLY keep a man (somehow, prison time doesn't seem to be a way to a man's heart... even when I provide food!)
And here all I was trying to do was to keep a man's heart "captive-ated"... *Sigh.*
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Well, definitely encourage a man's sense of arson.
Yes that's a real sense. It's more important than style as you and I both know.
This one is really sweet, really trusting, and has absolutely no talent for lying. I mean, that's probably what did it in this case. Now I'm at the... she wants to marry me phase and I'm cool with it thing.
Ugh... this is going to be like... work. I need to ask for her dad's permission too still, I just realized that. I know her answer already so... no worries.
I need to find a caterer don't I?
*cue sad trombone music*
Yes that's a real sense. It's more important than style as you and I both know.
This one is really sweet, really trusting, and has absolutely no talent for lying. I mean, that's probably what did it in this case. Now I'm at the... she wants to marry me phase and I'm cool with it thing.
Ugh... this is going to be like... work. I need to ask for her dad's permission too still, I just realized that. I know her answer already so... no worries.
I need to find a caterer don't I?
*cue sad trombone music*