Signs You're Single

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Lanolin

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a sign you are single...your identical twin is nowhere to be found
when you sit on the bus, the extra seat next to you is saved either for your bag, or for you to put your feet up
the ring you are wearing actually is the ONE ring to rule them all
 
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Gojira

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Where has Shine gone to? Has she been raptured?
 

eXric

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I am not sure if had any things that looked like I am single. Tell my best friend reminds me of all the ways that I am single.
Then I ask him something that makes me not look single. He just walks away.
 

Magenta

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Oh sure. Then I will have to make a post. Hey y'all is my woman just messing
with me? Or is fuchsia, periwinkle, and hibiscus actual real colors?
Fuchsia and periwinkle are definitely colors, being shades of purple, with fuchsia tending to be very much on the hot/deep pink side as opposed to periwinkle, which tends to the pale blue/indigo side. Fuchsia is also known as magenta, being exactly the same in RGB (red, green, blue) values and in color hex codes for displaying online. I did a search for hibiscus as a color, and different answers came up than what similar searches for fuchsia nd periwinkle provided. Still, there is a hex color code for hibiscus, which is very red, being comprised of 65% red mixed with 35% of the opposite color (cyan) supplied through a mix of blue and green. However, hibiscus is not part of the web colors list and, therefore, cannot be used by name in HTML and CSS code as other colors can. I learned something new :D Thank you :):giggle:
 

Lanolin

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You cant drive in the T2 lane
You dont own a mom and pop business, most of the time, its just you
If you dont read books, then the tv is your friend

You watched all the epsodes of FRIENDS, until one by one they all got married and divorced and married again, until only Joey was left. Then you watched Joey's spinoff show just to see how he was doin'
 

CharliRenee

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Post pics and write about how awesome it is to be single. Lol, and somedays I believe it too...lol.


hmmm oh stop wearing makeup and trying to look cute. Oops maybe that is not a sign of being single, but rather reasons why I am, haha.

Going to movies alone.
 

Talljake

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You know your single

When you keep pulling the string on the doll just to hear I love you....😂😂😂
 

Lanolin

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You talk about your family and its your mum and dad and your pesky siblings.
You have a lot more space in your car for group outings
You dangerously cross the road all by yourself
You start sentences with 'I'statements instead of 'we' statements
There is no 'I' in team, but there is 'I' in sIngle
People laugh at you, and you cant blame it on your goofy partner...so you get all the glory anyway
 
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Gojira

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You know your single

When you keep pulling the string on the doll just to hear I love you....😂😂😂
Geeezz... LOL

If it ever came to that, it's time to start playing in traffic :D
 

Talljake

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You know you're single when you dog won't even show you love

 

Lanolin

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I write this as an encouragement

You know you are single when you dont actually need any helper constantly at your side and can cope very well on your own.
Human Helpers would only hinder you from what you need to do

God always tells you His Grace is sufficient
Some people cant accept this, but youve accepted it -- its not self-sufficiency, its God sufficiency

You can never cheat in life, because you have Gods grace...
You are honest and would never use anyone for your own purposes
Its on you to make decisions about your life and you make them, no matter how hard they are
Instead of one spouse you may actually have an entire fan club of supporters - but it will be just your name on the title

Because you are unique and one of a kind - you belong to God and everything you do is to glorify Him

People may ask you what is your secret...what keeps you going. You can only point to Jesus who has gifted you something that cannot be bought at any price
 

Lynx

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I write this as an encouragement

You know you are single when you dont actually need any helper constantly at your side and can cope very well on your own.
Human Helpers would only hinder you from what you need to do

God always tells you His Grace is sufficient
Some people cant accept this, but youve accepted it -- its not self-sufficiency, its God sufficiency

You can never cheat in life, because you have Gods grace...
You are honest and would never use anyone for your own purposes
Its on you to make decisions about your life and you make them, no matter how hard they are
Instead of one spouse you may actually have an entire fan club of supporters - but it will be just your name on the title

Because you are unique and one of a kind - you belong to God and everything you do is to glorify Him

People may ask you what is your secret...what keeps you going. You can only point to Jesus who has gifted you something that cannot be bought at any price
I don't need a hand to hold
Even when the night is cold
I got that fire in my soul
 

Talljake

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You know your single

When a person is yelling "any singles, any singles" and you get to say yes. You get to cut the line and hop on the rollercoaster lol.

Score lol
 

Talljake

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I think this valentine's I'll just walk around holding my hand out and not say a word just to see if I can get my hand held ......

That's how you know you're single haha 😋
 

cinder

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You know you're single when the only heart you get on valentine's day is the pig heart you're eating for dinner (or get a cow heart and that could be dinner all week).