Well.... I OBJECT!
*Storms out, turns over a table, kicks a trash can, pushes over elderly person, sets abandoned building on fire, roasts a marshmallow, sings camp fire songs, gazes at stars, surfs or a rainbow on the back of a unicorn pooping out glitter.*
Throw in a good old-fashioned argument about baptism and the rapture, and what you have here is a good old-fashioned Christian party! (The elderly person got pushed over because they disagreed with some teaching about the Millenium...)
That, and I think he took the last marshmallow.
Christians are known to fight over marshmallows.