Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

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Ahhhhhh Yeah!:) to quote a famous song, "Make me do for love what I would not do"
Alright, then.

Wear the outfit, bring a boom box, and strut your style to that song and THEN we shall see about a first date.
 

Lighthearted

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I prefer to share my life with someone who doesn't mind spending time in the kitchen together as much as I would enjoy rolling up my sleeves and getting dirty doing any other projects together. Those are just a few things that sharing life with someone is about. The more a couple do together successfully, the closer they become.
 

Lynx

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Hmmm...depends on whether you're baking gluten free or not! :LOL:
Only if you are trying to make gluten-free cookies that are still tasty... Gluten-free is easy. Delicious gluten-free, that's tough!
 

Lanolin

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The lost Wives
You can find them at the shopping mall, usually at the coffee shop, gossiping.

Desperate Housewives
Usually at home, changing nappies, waiting for hubby to come home to relieve the boredom

Time travelers wife
in the 16th century...look up the time machine

zookeepers wife
At the zoo

First wives
at 1600 Pennsylvania AVenue

angry wives
at the divorce court
 

cinder

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I may have bought proper cookies at the store while i was there. It's easy to be good, until there are cookies in front of you (though I did buy them so that's still kind of good / at least better than stealing them, right?)
 

kinda

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Who wants cookies or a wife?

Cliff Bars and a single life seem sweet enough.


 

kinda

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I would sign a contract to not eat another cookie again if I found a woman I could not live without and she felt the same way too.
More power to you man. It was more of a rhetorical question, but I hope you find this woman you speak of!

So, she is like the cookie monster than? C is for cookie.

No disrespect at all, the theme of relationships is just on constant play here.

So, let's explore this shall we? Where do people who want to get married go, that want to get married? Or is this just pray and God will provide scenario? These are honest questions, trying to get to the bottom of this.

Have people who want to get married, talked to people who have a successful marriage? What are the ingredients in having a successful marriage? Isn't this more important now to study, since you want to get married in the future? What steps are you taking to become a good partner to have a successful marriage?

If you want to go back on the cookie discussion, forgive me on trying to help solve this mystery. I mean if people really want to get married and find the right person, don't you think some homework needs to be done? Or does it all come together without any planning?
 

Lanolin

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women in question might possibly be a fan of cookies and torture said contract signer by eating cookies everyday in front of him for the rest of his life.

"But I saved you from a life of drudgery of working at the cookie factory!' says husband. "Your new contract stipulates you now work for me, with zero pay, though accomodation is provided"

"I still reserve my right to eat and bake cookies though, all my other rights have been surrendered" says new wife, gorging on chocolate chip.

"Crumbs, what have I gotten myself into?"
 
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women in question might possibly be a fan of cookies and torture said contract signer by eating cookies everyday in front of him for the rest of his life.

"But I saved you from a life of drudgery of working at the cookie factory!' says husband. "Your new contract stipulates you now work for me, with zero pay, though accomodation is provided"

"I still reserve my right to eat and bake cookies though, all my other rights have been surrendered" says new wife, gorging on chocolate chip.

"Crumbs, what have I gotten myself into?"
oh dear, a "round of applause"👏😆
 

BrotherMike

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More power to you man. It was more of a rhetorical question, but I hope you find this woman you speak of!

So, she is like the cookie monster than? C is for cookie.

No disrespect at all, the theme of relationships is just on constant play here.

So, let's explore this shall we? Where do people who want to get married go, that want to get married? Or is this just pray and God will provide scenario? These are honest questions, trying to get to the bottom of this.

Have people who want to get married, talked to people who have a successful marriage? What are the ingredients in having a successful marriage? Isn't this more important now to study, since you want to get married in the future? What steps are you taking to become a good partner to have a successful marriage?

If you want to go back on the cookie discussion, forgive me on trying to help solve this mystery. I mean if people really want to get married and find the right person, don't you think some homework needs to be done? Or does it all come together without any planning?
Cookie Monster is definitely not good enough for me lol

Relationships are on constant play because this is a singles forum and God created us to have relationships with Him first! Let the good times roll.

Where do we go? We go where the help comes from and that’s the Lord. Keep in constant prayer and worship as we wait. God does give us free will and we have to do work to seek it out. I don’t think there has been a time where a woman or man rings the doorbell and says God told me to marry you lol.

Have you ever felt total peace with someone? That’s what I’m waiting for. The steps we all should be taking now is to improve physically, mentally, and spiritually so you can be the best you can be to offer your future wife or husband. Gods timing is perfect, trust His will is being done.

I am blessed to get some advice from my brother when I’m searching for ideas or answers. Him and his wife are pre marital counselors. The biggest issue is trying to listen to your little brother but I have to swallow my pride lol.

As for those who want to remain single, I trust God has given you peace to do that, if not keep praying for direction. Again, I believe we were created for relationships, most importantly to praise and worship God and to have a personal relationship with Him.