Why Is Nuke Pooch Obsessed With Brad Pitt? (Part 2--Poll.)

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Why Is Nuke Pooch So Obsessed with Brad Pitt?

  • Nuke Pooch secretly wishes he had six kids.

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Nuke Pooch's secret dream date is Jennifer Aniston.

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • Nuke Pooch's secret secondary life goal is to have twins with Angelina Jolie.

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • Nuke Pooch wishes he could have been the object of affection in Thelma and Louise.

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • Nuke Pooch wants to have a joint name with a significant other--"Poochelina" instead of "Brangelina.

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • Nuke Pooch is too busy obsessing over Brad Pitt to be obsessed with Tom Cruise.

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Nuke Pooch wakes up in the morning and sings, "I Feel Pretty!" just like Brad...

    Votes: 4 57.1%
  • Nuke Pooch is upset that Brad can afford more big, bold toys that go vroom than he can.

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Nuke Pooch wishes he could fly all over the world and bring home an orphan as a souvenir from each t

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • I have another hunch as to why NP is obsessed with BP... I'll tell you in my post.

    Votes: 1 14.3%

  • Total voters
    7
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#22
*break a piece n hands to nookie* "here bud!" XD
 

Jilly81

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#23
I want some popsicle, too!
 
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#24
fine here take the rest of it... *starts to cry*
 

Jilly81

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#25
You were supposed to break it in half again, and then I was going to start shrieking that you gave Nuke a bigger piece than I got. Here's a fresh ice cream; let's start over.
 
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#26
u cant split ice cream, lts go lick for lick ;)
 

Jilly81

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#27
I was hoping it was a chocolate ice cream popsicle. Never mind. "Mom!....I can't think of anything to tattle on, but I want to get someone in trouble!" :)
 
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#28
naughty girl! lets get in trouble then ;)
 

Jilly81

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#29
Watch it, pal. I can report you. You know I didn't mean it like that.
 
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#30
huh? trouble like children ^ ^ bully! XD
 

Jilly81

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#31
Why did you put the winkey smiley, then?
 

Jilly81

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#33
:eek:Oh, okay. Sorry.:eek:
 

Jilly81

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#34
(Brings in fresh box of popsicles. Hands them out to everyone) "What were we supposed to be talking about again, Kim? Oh, yeah. Honestly, I think Nukepooch should stop using his chainsaw inside the house. The fumes are messing with his brain; that's why he mentions Brad Pitt all the time. He's actually jealous of Matt Pitt from the Basement Ministries. I SAID I THINK- NUKE! TURN OFF THE CHAINSAW! IF YOU WANT TO CUT YOUR POPSICLE, USE CANDYMYNE'S ARTIST TOOLS!!!"
 

Jilly81

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#36
I dunno, whatever would work best. :)
 
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NukePooch

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I got a welding plasma gun! >:)
That's cool...I TIG weld most every day at work. It's fun...as fun as work can be, that is.

Honestly, I think Nukepooch should stop using his chainsaw inside the house. The fumes are messing with his brain; that's why he mentions Brad Pitt all the time.
SeoulSearch? Why wasn't "fumes are messing with Nuke's brain" included in the poll? I'd think that there should be a few poll options detailing my mental issues...