By the way, I smite all y'all for not reading the thread rules. You're supposed to use a bible reference (preferably out of context) to justify each smite. I hereby claim all of you are the fools Proverbs spoke so much about.
Now listen here, Mr. How-to-be-a-Pharisitical Expert:
1. You have the name of a cat, which everyone knows is forbidden, because felines are the favored companions of witches. (No, I don't have a passage for that, but I HAVE heard that theory a few times before, so surely it must be true.)
2. Rules? Whatcha talkin' about rules, Willis? What are you, some kind of legalist???
Seriously -- DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM IN CHRIST???
2 Corinthians 3:17 -- "Where the Spirit of the Lord is, THERE IS FREEDOM."
Sha-zam, your puny thread rules have now been OFFICIALLY Biblically smited!
Not to mention Colossians 2:21-23 -- "Do not handle! Do not taste! Do not touch!" These rules, which have to do with things that are all destined to perish with use, are based on merely human commands and teachings. Such regulations indeed have an appearance of wisdom, with their self-imposed worship, their false humility and harsh treatments of the body, but they lack any value in restraining sensual indulgence.
I know that following rules that are given by a feline about how and how not to post in a thread is not specifically listed, but I'm pretty sure this passage is more than enough to stand up to any demands of following your numerous legalistic rules that are obviously infringing upon my Christian freedom (to be an utter smart aleck -- well, in this thread, at least.)
Thank goodness I updated my app to the "Take Your Smite... To A New Height" version.
I would have never been able to think of these things on my own.