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SamIam

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i need electro shock therapy ASAPSAPAPPPASSSPPPAASSSPPSPSPSPSPSP
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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*ZAP* *ZAP* *ZAP* WE'RE LOSING HIM NNNNOOOO *ZAP* CLEAR *ZAP* --^------------------- he was a good man *sheds tear*
 
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ForeverYours

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He's gone now, he can't hear you. He was a bad man. He won't be missed, let's party :).
 
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SamIam

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HEY!!! thanks for at least TRYING to come to my rescue......... mr poopy pants up there didnt even try and help me..... foreveryours=PHAILZ
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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Haha nice line there SamIam but it's not completely true every know's Canadians= PHAILZ
 
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SamIam

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........ canadians= RAILZ
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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Canadian RAILZ= PHAILZ AND TOXIC SUBSTANCES ENTERING THE LAKE DUE TO A DERAILED TRAIN yep
 
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ForeverYours

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What caused the train to derail. Was it a PHAILZ canadian?
 
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SamIam

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS.............. however most canadians except for one which will remain nameless for legal and insurance purposes and due to fire hazards and all consuming warts that spread up this individuals legs and parts of his hands and eyeballs................... where was i goin with this again???
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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I think PHAILZ up keep on the track. So I guess PHAILZ Canadian construction workers
 
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SamIam

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PHAILZ needs to do a better job! You can only PHAILZ so many times before you get fired
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS.............. however most canadians except for one which will remain nameless for legal and insurance purposes and due to fire hazards and all consuming warts that spread up this individuals legs and parts of his hands and eyeballs................... where was i goin with this again???
HA! Yes him.... he watching you know....
 
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SamIam

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shoot........... i hope he doesnt get upset...... his warts tend to bust and spread when he is upset......
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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What also PHAILZ is anyone about the age of 7 that uses PHAILZ ugh those Canadians always trying to be hip using big words like PHAILZ
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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shoot........... i hope he doesnt get upset...... his warts tend to bust and spread when he is upset......
He's sleeping right now well he never sleeps but he pretends so I don't think he is upset... yet
 
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ForeverYours

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Oh crikey, I'm gonna get him up ok?
 
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SamIam

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ............TRUST ME YOU DONT WANNA DO THAT...... he gets really cranky... expecially when he wakes up on the wrong side of his warts
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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too lat he's up but he got up on the right side of his warts so no worries...... yet
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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Ow he just hit me in the back of the head. Oi! major headache now