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SamIam

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your right.... since me being a man and all.......... i dont shave my arm pits....... but if i was a woman i might not shave my armpit hair either!!
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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Ah well SamIam if I was a man, and you were a women I don't think I would date you if you did not shave unless God told me to in which case I would suggest laser hair removal
 
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ForeverYours

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Girls don't have to shave their armpits. Let it grow rescue, let it grow. The men will flock you, just watch.
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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Haha well I don't have to let it grow for long for the boys to notice. I'm pasty white with pitch black hair. I'll say I burned my armpits and legs
 
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ForeverYours

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Mmmmm, very attractive. They notice that early huh? Is it coming out your shirt sleeves or what?
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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If I wear white shirts it looks like I used black deodorant but it can be useful it can attack on command
 
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ForeverYours

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When you shave it does it get angry and come back thrice as big???
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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Yes, and he gets mad (yes my armpit hair is a he) if I shave him too often he grows back and cuts off circulation to my arms.
 
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SamIam

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what if it comes back frice as big or even RICE as big
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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He once came back as a mouse but demanded I called him MICE as big
 
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ForeverYours

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I once found a mouse that was mice as big, he was running security at the front door of a c lub. Ain't no joke.
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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I worked in a indoor amusement park we had a cat that ate all the mice. No joke
 
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ForeverYours

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Why do cats eat mice? Why not dogs or humans? I don't get it.
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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because dogs are too easy eating birds
 
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ForeverYours

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If they're eating all the birds and mice, what's left for us?
 
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ForeverYours

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I had pork last night, think I'm having it again for lunch.
 
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Came_to_my_rescue

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I have nothing to eat :( there is nothing in my house
 
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SamIam

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I just ate some chinese food...... and as i was almost done with it...... i found black hairs in it......... true story....... i almost threw up
 
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ForeverYours

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That's nasty, go complain to them and get some free food, yum!!