I know who shot John F. Kennedy

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
O

overthechill

Guest
#21
This is why the LOOPER was used. The "exchange" is only possible through the molecular makeup of a single and same individual. This is why only deceased persons were tested (with negative results). It wasn't time that was traveled but mass position relative to time that was folded.
 

Dude653

Senior Member
Mar 19, 2011
12,312
1,039
113
#22
Thanks. I Always Wondered Who Really Did It. Maybe You Would Like To Watch This Movie. Highly Realistic, Setting a New Standard For Documentary! [video=youtube;iwsqFR5bh6Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsqFR5bh6Q[/video]
that was a horrendously cheesy movie..but i still liked it
 
R

RonnieT

Guest
#24
I quit enjoyed reading that, intresting theory
 
P

paulguyer

Guest
#27
So how dose this fit in with planit of the apes. Is that an alternet universe. And when will the robots take over. Should I start wearing ten foil hats. Who is the one arm man. The answers only lead to more questions.
 
Nov 5, 2011
8
0
1
#28
That was really quite entertaining, thank you for that lol.
 
D

danschance

Guest
#29
Originally, on November 22, 1963, when shots were fired at the presidential limosine, only 1 bullet struck the President. John Kennedy was hit by a bullet in the back just below the neck and to the President's right shoulder blade. The bullet passed through him and struck Governor Connolly who was seated in front of the President. Both men were rushed to Parkland Memorial Hospital and both men survived.

Because the President's injury was grave, he was transfered to Bethesda Hospital in Maryland undergoing surgery and later convelesced at Camp David while the country followed and agonized his every move. John Kennedy earned great popularity largely because of the attempted assassination and was reelected to President in 64 by the largest landslide in American history. So popular was the reelected President that he won over congressional approval to move up the moon walk date from "before the decade's end" of the sixties to 1965. Lo and behold, the country and NASA rose to the occasion and American not only walked the surface of the moon in 65, but also had sights set on Mars by 66'. The President's popularity by this time had only increased.

New technology was growing in leaps and bounds because of all the space travel. There was no Viet Nam war, no loss of 58,000 young men and women, no riots, no killing of Martin L. King, and his brother Bobby was doing quite well. In fact, by 1968, the congress and nation had decided to abandon the 2 term president ruling to lengthen JFK's term in office. He was again re-elected in a landslide, and astronauts congragulated him by television from Mars.

New and strange technologies had developed and other countries wished to be a part of the U.S. success. All of North America later became part of the American States and South America soon followed along with Africa and Australia. European countries under the influence of the UK, finally joined in and the United Continental Reformation was formed in 1970 under the leadership of John F. Kennedy and by then, Martin Luther King. Together these two men and the UCR became the foremost technology leaders of the world while Russia and China only.......worried.

During this time Russia and China became allies and formed the RCA - Russia/China Alliance. John Kennedy was not in favor of this alliance and used his popularity to pass economic sanctions against the RCA. Soon, a military barrier was formed so that the RCA's exports and imports were blocked altogether and the Chinese citizen soon rebelled because they were starving. War soon broke out with the RCA capturing parts of europe and the middle east. Because the RCA was looked upon as a justified and righteous rebel organization only protecting their starving citizens from the UCR, many reformation countries abandoned the UCR incuding Africa wherer MLK parted ways with the UCR and JFK.

Kennedy decided then to use some of this vast technology to destroy those countries that left the UCR and did so by bombing South Africa, Sydney Australia, and Paris France with nuclear arsonal . Because Paris was completely destroyed, the UK seperated itself from the UCR and formed alliances with Africa and Australia. Soon other countries switched alliances, but the UCR was undeterred and destroyed all those countries and people who would abandon them and John Kennedy. By 1973, most of the world was at war and John Kennedy ruled that no election would take place and he would remain at the throne.

With war raging in November of 75, John Kennedy was pouring through strategies and reading the enemies new fronts and studying maps with his military generals. When his generals told him that what he was ordering (the complete destruction of all central Europe) was impossible and that the war was all but lost, Kennedy in his despair ordered them all to leave. It was early in the morning of November 22, 1975 that Kennedy sat alone in his HQ office at Havanna Cuba that he remembered that day in 63. He began to contemplate all that had happened since. He tried to pray to God but had had turned his back on Him and never knew why until this most reflective day. John Kennedy realized that he must be the anti-christ he had read so much about.

With this realization, JFK used some little known technology developed after the first Mars landing. The machine was called a LOOPER - a Logistical and Operational Occomilator Personnel Emergency Retrieval. This machine could actually take molecular masses and reform them in another time.....that's right, a time machine. Though it had only been tested a few times on humans and deceased humans at that, JFK decided to take a little trip himself. He would go back in time to 1963 and pay himself a visit in Dallas.

Repenting of all his sins, he boarded the LOOPER with a rifle, and seemingly instantaneously he found himself on a grassy knoll in Dealey Plaza and saw a presidential limosine turn a corner with himself and his young wife inside. When Kennedy heard the first couple of shots fired and then saw (himself) grab his neck from the wound, he aimed his rifle at the head of his own past and fired. The bullet, as we know, was the the fatal shot to the head. When the president died, all future died with him and the future John Fitzgerald Kennedy disappeared leaving only a puff of nirvana smoke.

I'm glad to have this off my chest.
I have to get this off my chest too...
[video=youtube;VrdnThwrXJM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdnThwrXJM[/video]
 
O

overthechill

Guest
#31
I have to get this off my chest too...
[video=youtube;VrdnThwrXJM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdnThwrXJM[/video]
You have unlocked the answer to a question that has hounded me since 1982. Where did GIWM's (Giant Inflateable Wavy Men) come from. I hate them, they're unpredictable. Their unsettling behavior is only exceeded by carnival people.
 
E

Elmer

Guest
#32
I know too... it was the guy with the gun!

from your buddy,
Sir Captain Obvious
 
Jul 25, 2005
2,417
34
0
#33
Time to come clean. It was me. I'm the looper.

I was aiming for a member of JFK's security detail though who happens to be a diabolical wizard in the realm that paid me to neutralize him.

Sadly, I missed, hit JFK, and Tramaltadon is still terrorizing Preinopia and the Bahamas in the year 2050.
 

Agricola

Senior Member
Dec 10, 2012
2,638
88
48
#34
Has England managed to win the World Soccer Cup by 2050?
 
T

Tintin

Guest
#36
Red Dwarf got it right. J.F.K. shot himself. :p

[video=youtube;W6naJ08Tskk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6naJ08Tskk[/video]
 
Aug 15, 2009
9,745
179
0
#37
I always thought it was George Bush, Sr. After all, he was there, working for the CIA.
 
M

Married_Richenbrachen

Guest
#38
On a less imaginative note, I read his wife did it. Is that the general consensus, or am I missing something obvious?
 

Angela53510

Senior Member
Jan 24, 2011
11,780
2,943
113
#39
Hilarious! I just love alternate time theories, esp. when they somehow connect to our time line! LOL
 
S

ServantStrike

Guest
#40
Didn't this happen on an episode of Red Dwarf?




No seriously, if you look up the episode , it's Tikka to ride. Marcus travels through time to try and get some curry, and he accidentally ends up in the book respository. Hilarity ensues when they accidentally make Lee Harvey Oswald miss his shot. The police come to arrest Oswald and they travel through time again but mis shoot their time, so the entire world is pretty much desolte, because then Kennedy's affairs had been revealed. Their only hope was to travel in time again to find a disgraced Kennedy, which they do. Kennedy then travels through time with them to the grassy knoll and assassinates himself.

EDIT: Lister, I meant Lister. His name isn't Marcus, not sure where I came up with that.