Baby names

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SeatBelt

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AsifinPassing said:
Xerces...Arta-Xerces...Sparta-Xerces!!!


^^ Lol! How about...Zafnat-Paaneah (God lives and He speaks)? Actually, there are some hilarious names from the Bible you could name your children! Don't get me wrong...the meaning could be cool and everything, but that kid is going to have a hard time on the playground...


How 'bout Nebuchadnezzar?? Lol!
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This is the kind of stuff you can't make up...

I have a distant (& deceased) relative, who was born into the home of parents who were Highly religious, and proud to own a Bible in the days of fewer printed texts, but who COULD NOT READ. When, 'Behold a child is born unto' them they flipped that holy text open and found a Beautiful looking word.

And thus was born Great Great Great Aunt Leviathan.



DuchessAimee said:
Thanks! That will make my job easier. :D
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uhm.... what do you want to do with all the Lazer-Sharks now?
 
Fenner

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When I was an Optician I came across weird, how could you do that to your child names. These are some I will never forget.

Orangjelo

Lemonjelo they are twins

more twins La Ted La Fred

Nikeya

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Djon
 
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Fenner

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oand if you mispronounced the names the parents raked you over the coals,
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I think maybe if I had twins,I'd name one GOOGOO & the other GAGA.
I wonder how many people would assume that I named them after the Goo Goo Dolls & Lady Gaga???
Or how many people just thought I was a complete moron?
 
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SeatBelt

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Fenner said:
When I was an Optician I came across weird, how could you do that to your child names. These are some I will never forget.

Orangjelo

Lemonjelo they are twins

more twins La Ted La Fred

Nikeya

Uniqua

Djon
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I've run across another Lemonjelo... I had first assumed named after the alcohol, until I noticed he was spelled Lemonjello Lemon Jello? Really? DHS shoulda stepped in and named the kid for his sake, lol.
I used to shop somewhere with a cashier whose name badge read Aquanetta. Yeah, her mom musta been huffing hairspray.
Also, grew up with a gal named Keri. she was expected to be a boy, so upon delivery they floundered for a girl's name for her.
Finally, her mother's eyes came to rest on a bottle of Alpha Keri Lotion!

Is it cheesy to name someone Brie? lol

I was related to a girl whose first & last names were Amanda Lynn. :( they did it on purpose.
 
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Shouryu

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DuchessAimee said:
Yeah, did you not get the memo? I thought I mentioned you passed the interview process for the master plan. Hmm, sorry about that. Anyway! I was thinking that because you have experience with infiltrating governments via music and training operatives, you could recruit others to... this isn't a secure connection. I'll email you the rest.
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Already got a plan in place.
[video=youtube;xNOgGIgPZF4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNOgGIgPZF4[/video]
 
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christiancollegegirl

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My sister almost named my nephew Paul Michael So-- until she realized what his initials would be.....
 
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Catlynn

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My niece's name is Heaven Leigh..... oy. Poor thing.

I decided last night that I like the name Corbyn for a boy. Like Corbyn Dallas from Fifth Element. However, I'd leave out the Dallas. Gross. I do like Corbyn Leo though. Leo is my dad's middle name. Yeah...if ever I should have a son some day in the distant future, I like that name. :D

But then again, it's very possible my mind will change my then. :p
 
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MissCris

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It bugs me when people name their kids "Nevaeh".

Oh man...my best friend named her oldest son... Hac. It's the only time I've ever been disappointed with her, haha.
 
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Catlynn

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ahahahahahaha oh my
 
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SeatBelt said:
I've run across another Lemonjelo... I had first assumed named after the alcohol, until I noticed he was spelled Lemonjello Lemon Jello? Really? DHS shoulda stepped in and named the kid for his sake, lol.
I used to shop somewhere with a cashier whose name badge read Aquanetta. Yeah, her mom musta been huffing hairspray.
Also, grew up with a gal named Keri. she was expected to be a boy, so upon delivery they floundered for a girl's name for her. hi
Finally, her mother's eyes came to rest on a bottle of Alpha Keri Lotion!

Is it cheesy to name someone Brie? lol

I was related to a girl whose first & last names were Amanda Lynn. :( they did it on purpose.
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I don't understand why anyone would want to do that to their child. The Jello names blew me away. I've seen Aquanetta before. I didn't want to jump on the trendy name band wagon. I remember when Gwenyth Paltro named her daughter Apple. Seriously? So is your son going to be Pear? Give me a break.
 
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MissCris

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...this entire thread is why it was so hard to choose names for my kids :/


 
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christiancollegegirl

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And to think that there will soon be a whole generation of kids with ridiculous names joining the workforce in a few years...... I think I'm scared now! I don't think I'd trust a lawyer or doctor or insurance salesman with the name LemonJello.
 
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I've seen the name Ramen, spelled like the noodles around too. These names make me hungry.
 
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Jullianna

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Ugly said:
You and my niece would NOT get along, haha. Half her facebook posts are slamming Mustangs. It gets SOOOoooo old.
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Mustang envy. It happens :rolleyes:

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My mother wanted to name me "Sharon Rose" (for Rose of Sharon in the Bible)....ack ack ack. Fortunately for me she was heavily sedated when I was born and my biological dad (who ever did anything else for me in his life) named me after an old gf. Little wonder they were divorced when I was two. :/
 
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Shouryu

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That worked out well. You don't look like a Sharon. You do look like a Rose, though, and like a Jullianna (even though that's not your name).
 
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adekruif

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Jullianna said:
Yeah...you guys are right. Shelby is probably too much name for a GUY to rock ;)

*leaving you in my dust*

P.S. adekruif...don't bother looking in the forum cabinet. I ate all of the Froot Loops for this one :D
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*pouts in corner for not getting any froot loops*

There are SO SO many mustangs out here, i'm just sick of them. Too many camaro's too...just blech! Get some originality people!

Oh! And you won't be leaving me in your dust! :)

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Fenner

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I always thought my Mom should have named Margret Peabody. It sounds so mystery writer. The Margaret Peabody. Mysteries. By Margret Peabody.
 
zeroturbulence

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adekruif said:
*pouts in corner for not getting any froot loops*

There are SO SO many mustangs out here, i'm just sick of them. Too many camaro's too...just blech! Get some originality people!

Oh! And you won't be leaving me in your dust! :)

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