Aw, Bridget
. I know how you feel, I always sit by myself as well. I'll go to the "Coffee and Donut Fellowship Hour" and
no one sits at my table! Guess they know a troublemaker when they see one... heh.
If I were by your neck of the woods, I would definitely sit by you, Bridget. We could share Bibles, crayons, favorite Scripture bookmarks, get matching WWJSB (Who Would Jesus Sit By) wristbands, and swap from our collection of favorite Christian Slogan Pencil Toppers.
Why, I'd even let you share your deodorant with me.
Err... Wait a minute... None of this is coming out right. I think my well-wishes are taking a wrong turn here... (And much faster than I intended!)
"Do You Ever Feel... Like Someone At Church Is Stalking You?" (Instead of "The Roommate", this would be the Christian version... "The Pew Mate.")