A proper roast for LighthouseJohn

[christiancollegegirl]

You know very well what happened.

 

[Clement]

I do?

why are all of u staring at me?

*shivers*

 

[resurrection33]

Did you do something evil, Clement?

 

[Clement]

me? nooooooooooooooooooo . . never!

 

[resurrection33]

Well, Clement, I went back and read the previous posts.

I am VERY disappointed in you. It looks to me like you owe an apology to Estrella and Astrid for throwing them on the grill.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Yes Clem, you owe us an aplogy.

 

[Clement]

that wasn't me! it was a clone. I was at home around that time.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

very likely...

 

[resurrection33]

Cloning human beings is illegal, Clement.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Only animals can be cloned to far.

 

[resurrection33]

I’m afraid we are going to have to discipline Clement.

 

[Clement]

what does that include?

 

[resurrection33]

When I misbehave, I am given three choices:

A beating in the church parking lot.
Locked in the church boiler room for a week.
Sent to Antarctica to spend the rest of my life.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Let's just tickle him till he pees 3 times a week for a month, and make him eat Res's vegetable casserols for a week.

 

[Clement]

Sent to Antarctica to spend the rest of my life.

this option seems perfect.

 

[Clement]

Let's just tickle him till he pees 3 times a week for a month,

I'm 19!

......

 

[resurrection33]

this option seems perfect.

We’ll build you an igloo on the edge of the ocean, where you can fish for food. We will give you internet access. I haven’t figured out how to keep you warm, though.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

We'll give him a space heater and send a load of firewood every week.

 

[resurrection33]

Problem solved.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

He can build an ice castle like the one Astrid showed us.