I'm looking for a bad Christian guy

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WHAT?! Look, we're taught in school that EVERYONE wants to be an American. Why do you think we go "liberate" countries? It's because we secretly know y'all want to be Americans... and we need your oil.
I thought it was because everyone secretly wants to go to McDonald's. #heartsmindsandstomachs
 
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Donkeyfish07

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lol is "liberate" a new slang term for "bomb and destroy?" lol
I wouldn't say it's new.....the government has been singing that tune for 10 years. lol
 

rachelsedge

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After reading all 4 pages, I just have to say that CC has the best people. :D

Arwen, as soon as I read the thread title and saw who it was by, I just busted up laughing. Clever. ;)

It reminds me of an anti-pick up joke. "Girl, you are so perfect! Well, except for all that sin."
 
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Relena7

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I'm looking for a "bad" christian guy who:

Is a professional clown by day, and crazy guy who thinks he is a ninja at night.

Has mushrooms growing in his armpits. That's hawt.

Thinks going to Mc Donalds is "eating out".

Looks like the sad crying disfigured "forever alone" potato face meme (googe it if you aren't familiar).

Is a liar. Liars are sooooooo mysterious. You never know what's really going on under there, and it keeps things interesting for a long time.

He loves to argue. I like a good screaming match once in a while. It's a good ab workout and keeps ya thin.

SNORES LOUDLY. Must be a snorer, or I'll be very disappointed. I find it melodic, like being at the beach.


lol wouldn't it be funny if someone put this on a dating profile? xD
 
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Chr

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Justin Bieber is a bad boy :D
 
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SeatBelt

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well, talk about internet plagiarism...

I'm looking for a "bad" christian guy who:

Is a professional clown by day, and crazy guy who thinks he is a ninja at night.

Has mushrooms growing in his armpits. That's hawt.

Thinks going to Mc Donalds is "eating out".

Looks like the sad crying disfigured "forever alone" potato face meme (googe it if you aren't familiar).

Is a liar. Liars are sooooooo mysterious. You never know what's really going on under there, and it keeps things interesting for a long time.

He loves to argue. I like a good screaming match once in a while. It's a good ab workout and keeps ya thin.

SNORES LOUDLY. Must be a snorer, or I'll be very disappointed. I find it melodic, like being at the beach.


lol wouldn't it be funny if someone put this on a dating profile? xD
That's my e-disharmony profile to a t. You changed the word "Moss" to "Mushroom' and added the words "crazy guy who thinks hs is."
I did give it an intriguing tagline that you left off where I referred to myself as an acquired taste.

why you gotta be hatin'
 
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Relena7

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well, talk about internet plagiarism...



That's my e-disharmony profile to a t. You changed the word "Moss" to "Mushroom' and added the words "crazy guy who thinks hs is."
I did give it an intriguing tagline that you left off where I referred to myself as an acquired taste.

why you gotta be hatin'
Oooh so that was your profile... I knew it seemed familiar.

I guess we have shockingly similar taste, lol. :p
 
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SNORES LOUDLY. Must be a snorer, or I'll be very disappointed. I find it melodic, like being at the beach.


lol wouldn't it be funny if someone put this on a dating profile? xD
FYI: I've woken myself up snoring before.
 
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Ugly

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by saying that ugly your also being absolutley honest wich actualy makes you a good person so sort of shot yourself in the foot
I've already been limping for 3 weeks, and i'm already rolling solo, so not much will change =P
 
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BarlyGurl

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Whew! That's a relief. Ugly without his beard is, well, just not Ugly.
it seemed to me the most recent picture was no beard... mistake on my part...I do make em now and then :eek:
 
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GreenNnice

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Anyone know any on here? :p

just me. I'm the only one. The rest are just goody-goodies CLAIMING they're bad. But they're good, goooooood.

but me, only me, b-a-a--a....-a-d as bad as bad can be, can be, as bad as bad can be bad, do I need to repeat myself again, sound it out for ya in 666 syllables one more time .

Where do ya wanna go :D
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Wow, green, that was bad !


It t'was, and, if you get sunken in under words like those, miladies, your life will not be just a little bit of bad but it will 666 parts bad, BE taken in by guys who speak of God and who speak of good things from Him in there life, and, if you become smitten any other way then you will be bitten, bad. :( The Lord leads, you can serve Him or 'bad,' and bad could take you in, to a place you want to go and, after, never want to go again, but the film of where you went will be on you even after you get out of there and never go back....... 'Course, He will wash you white as fleece if you come to Him even after being with the bad guy . Look no further than 1 John 1:9 :)


Stay with God, He is your shield of protection and He will clothe you with peace and joy and a life everlasting in Him IF you choose HIs righteousness for your life, believe in Him.

OK, did I derail this thread yet, where is the 'Runaway Train' (Jon Voight movie) photo when I want it or, what's that other train movie I saw 3-4 years ago, it was good, oh well, good bye :)
 
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Chr

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Im not bad I only smoke ciggarettes and I don't think its a sin lol im bad.
 
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Chr

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Yikes please no debates for my joke