This will have your girl falling in love....

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T_Laurich

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The difficulty level of this dish is rated as : Anyone can do it.



Step 1: Put 5 ounces of Olive oil into a pan. Set the heat on low and let the oil warm up.

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Step 2: Take 2-3 full garlic bulbs and dice them up. (Note: Each diced garlic cube should be about the size of a 6mm or 3/8'' socket.)

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Step 3:
After dicing the garlic put them into the pan and let them saute'.
CAUTION: Make sure you do not turn on your: over-hanging fan, you want the smell to fill the house...

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Step 4:
After 10 minutes take the pan off and let it cool down, this pan will become very handy later.





Step 5: Pick up your phone book and order some take-out or delivery, what ever suits your situation the best.

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Step 6:
Take the food and set it on a plate. Put as many random green vegetables around the plate as possible...
(Fun Fact: Chicks dig random vegetables)
Be sure to save about 1/5 of the food and keep it to the side. Smaller portions on a plate means the meal is better tasting, and way more expensive.

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Step 7: Go through your cupboards and drawers and find any thing that looks cool or interesting.

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Step 8: Take that left over portion of food and rub it on all the items you have just collected. This will make her think you cooked the food. (Make sure you leave the items laying everywhere, or she will be on to you.)

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Step 9: Take that cooled off pan and hide it in an area near where you will be eating, I suggest between 10-15 feet away from your eating area. This will make it smell like you have cooked a 5 star meal just for her.




You now have a 5-star meal that will make any woman fall in love.




Use responsibly.
 
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I've done things somewhat similar.
 
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Tintin

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#3
Haha! That IS sneaky! Personally, I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way. Actually cook the whole thing myself. But what do I know? I don't have a girl.
 

Pres19

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Nov 27, 2013
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Lol too good.
I think I'd prefer someone who really cooked. Even if it didn't taste good..wait no..
I'd just cook it myself. Yeah that sounds better.
 
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kaylagrl

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#5
The difficulty level of this dish is rated as : Anyone can do it.



Step 1: Put 5 ounces of Olive oil into a pan. Set the heat on low and let the oil warm up.

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Step 2: Take 2-3 full garlic bulbs and dice them up. (Note: Each diced garlic cube should be about the size of a 6mm or 3/8'' socket.)

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Step 3:
After dicing the garlic put them into the pan and let them saute'.
CAUTION: Make sure you do not turn on your: over-hanging fan, you want the smell to fill the house...

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Step 4:
After 10 minutes take the pan off and let it cool down, this pan will become very handy later.





Step 5: Pick up your phone book and order some take-out or delivery, what ever suits your situation the best.

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Step 6:
Take the food and set it on a plate. Put as many random green vegetables around the plate as possible...
(Fun Fact: Chicks dig random vegetables)
Be sure to save about 1/5 of the food and keep it to the side. Smaller portions on a plate means the meal is better tasting, and way more expensive.

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Step 7: Go through your cupboards and drawers and find any thing that looks cool or interesting.

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Step 8: Take that left over portion of food and rub it on all the items you have just collected. This will make her think you cooked the food. (Make sure you leave the items laying everywhere, or she will be on to you.)

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Step 9: Take that cooled off pan and hide it in an area near where you will be eating, I suggest between 10-15 feet away from your eating area. This will make it smell like you have cooked a 5 star meal just for her.




You now have a 5-star meal that will make any woman fall in love.




Use responsibly.

Hilarious!!
 
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kaylagrl

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#6
Haha! That IS sneaky! Personally, I'd prefer to do it the old-fashioned way. Actually cook the whole thing myself. But what do I know? I don't have a girl.
Now that is a cryin shame.There has got to be some lady out there that would love that kind of attention.Dont sweat it,I was in my late thirties when I met my husband and 42 when we married.And he can actually cook too!
 

Sadkitty

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Jun 11, 2015
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Bahhah! OR you could just offer her to come over for some take out? Mmm? eheh? After all, it should be that she wants to spend time with you, not how good you can make a sandwich in the kitchen..I thought that was suppose to be our job, anyways?

Nah!!

 
Jun 23, 2015
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All that trouble to be deceptive ? Wow.
Anyone can read right? Anyone can cook
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Tintin

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Now that is a crying shame.There has got to be some lady out there that would love that kind of attention.Don't sweat it,I was in my late thirties when I met my husband and 42 when we married.And he can actually cook too!
Aw, thank you, dear sister. I'm no chef, but I do enjoy cooking and I would love to cook for my special lady. In God's timing.
Well done to you!
 

blue_ladybug

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Feb 21, 2014
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I don't have a girl..lol.. OR a guy.. :( If for anyone, I'd make this for myself. :)
 
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CarolSampaio

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#11
I don't have a girl..lol.. OR a guy.. :( If for anyone, I'd make this for myself. :)
I don't have a guy... but I do have 5 cats... :D however... I usually only open the cans for them...

But I can cook!! :) Whenever I can get my friends who are not alergic to cats to come over... :D

But I'm a little lazy... and take out is sooooo much easier.... hehehehehe

I blame my dad... he did not raise me to be a house woman...
 
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magicrick

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#12
So much work. You might aswell cook yourself. :p
 

Dino246

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Jun 30, 2015
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I just saw this thread... and laughed loudly. That's the first time I've seen a reference to a socket size in a "recipe"!
 
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LiJo

Guest
#14
The difficulty level of this dish is rated as : Anyone can do it.



Step 1: Put 5 ounces of Olive oil into a pan. Set the heat on low and let the oil warm up.

View attachment 129607




Step 2: Take 2-3 full garlic bulbs and dice them up. (Note: Each diced garlic cube should be about the size of a 6mm or 3/8'' socket.)

View attachment 129608




Step 3:
After dicing the garlic put them into the pan and let them saute'.
CAUTION: Make sure you do not turn on your: over-hanging fan, you want the smell to fill the house...

View attachment 129609





Step 4:
After 10 minutes take the pan off and let it cool down, this pan will become very handy later.





Step 5: Pick up your phone book and order some take-out or delivery, what ever suits your situation the best.

View attachment 129611





Step 6:
Take the food and set it on a plate. Put as many random green vegetables around the plate as possible...
(Fun Fact: Chicks dig random vegetables)
Be sure to save about 1/5 of the food and keep it to the side. Smaller portions on a plate means the meal is better tasting, and way more expensive.

View attachment 129612




Step 7: Go through your cupboards and drawers and find any thing that looks cool or interesting.

View attachment 129613




Step 8: Take that left over portion of food and rub it on all the items you have just collected. This will make her think you cooked the food. (Make sure you leave the items laying everywhere, or she will be on to you.)

View attachment 129617




Step 9: Take that cooled off pan and hide it in an area near where you will be eating, I suggest between 10-15 feet away from your eating area. This will make it smell like you have cooked a 5 star meal just for her.




You now have a 5-star meal that will make any woman fall in love.




Use responsibly.
This reminds me of what my boss did! He asked me to make Zuppa Toscana soup for him, he even bought a large Tupperware container for me to put the soup in, and asked me to print out the recipe. He took the soup home, put the soup on the stove for dinner. His wife was impressed....he eventually fessed up....lol