Christmas presents...

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SkittlePumpkin

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I think your problem is the baby naps fine, it's just that's all babies do -- nap. They don't sleep a full night, or take nice long naps. And then? They wake up crying.


Have the baby work for you, not against you. Every time he baby-pukes, put the puke in an ice cube tray slot. On Christmas pull out all the trays, slap a Christmas ribbon on each one, call them "square snowballs," stick in cooler, and hand those out as a very special creative gift from you and him.

This will work in your favor, because no one will ever want a homemade gift from you again.



(And that's my form of creativity. hohoho)
Aw, man...what am I supposed to do with a baby that never pukes :eek:
I'm gonna have to teach this kid how to use a hot glue gun. Eight weeks is plenty old for that, right?
 
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Aw, man...what am I supposed to do with a baby that never pukes :eek:
I'm gonna have to teach this kid how to use a hot glue gun. Eight weeks is plenty old for that, right?
Praise God for a pukeless baby? lol