DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?

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p_rehbein

Senior Member
Sep 4, 2013
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Did I read that sign right:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER.PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHINGMACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Ina London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENTUPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHOTOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BETAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFFSHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET AWONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I surehope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAYIN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HASCHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWSWALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ,THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIRANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Proofreading is a dying art,wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self BeforeShooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught inthe SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrotethis.
It took two or threereadings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!
They put in acorrection the next day.
Something Went Wrongin Jet Crash, Expert Says
R eally?Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaignto Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's takingthings a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails;Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Workafter Death
No-good-for-nothing'lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try ShootingDefendant
See if that works anybetter than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope forPeace
I can see where itmight have that effect!
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If Strike Isn'tSettled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked toTemperatures
Who would havethought!
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Enfield (London)Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide
They may be on tosomething!
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Red Tape Holds Up NewBridges
You mean there'ssomething stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck ByLightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS thebattery charge!
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New Study of ObesityLooks for LargerTest Group
Weren't they fatenough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blamefor Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he getsfor eating those beans!
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Kids Make NutritiousSnacks
Do they taste likechicken?
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Local High SchoolDropoutsCut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre allover again!
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Hospitals are Sued by7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
 

T_Laurich

Senior Member
Mar 24, 2013
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This picture is in my town Farmington New Mexico...
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