How to annoy people

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Miri

Senior Member
Jul 22, 2012
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UK age 49
#1
Hi I came across this and it gave me a bit of a chuckle.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
while talking to others.

3. Name your dog "Dog."

4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

6. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of
your "astronaut training."

7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.

8. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

9. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination,
UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

12. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

13. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie
parts back in the tray.

14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like
a parakeet.

15. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars
to see if they slow down.

17. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
with prophesy."

19. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as
you can, over and over and over.

20. Drum on every available surface.

21. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

22. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

23. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see
if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Place your shoes on the table.

26. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to
their right.


27. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what
you don't like about each one.

28. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

29. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

30. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

40. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

41. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.

42. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
 

Miri

Senior Member
Jul 22, 2012
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825
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UK age 49
#2
Ok admit it, which are you guilty of.

na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na batman!
 

Blain

Senior Member
Aug 28, 2012
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#3
Miri you almost killed me. I was reading down the list one by one and I could not stop laughing like a maniac I could have died, you did that on purpose....
 

Mitspa

Senior Member
Dec 11, 2014
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#4
Ok admit it, which are you guilty of.

na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na batman!
My best friend is the drummer at church and we work together...he literally plays drums on everything and sometimes its drives me to the point I get very anxious...but he thinks that's his way of glorify God and I could never hurt his feelings.

and I could be guilty of # 42
 

Miri

Senior Member
Jul 22, 2012
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825
113
UK age 49
#5
Miri you almost killed me. I was reading down the list one by one and I could not stop laughing like a maniac I could have died, you did that on purpose....

I just wanted to be annoying :D
 

Miri

Senior Member
Jul 22, 2012
7,987
825
113
UK age 49
#6
My best friend is the drummer at church and we work together...he literally plays drums on everything and sometimes its drives me to the point I get very anxious...but he thinks that's his way of glorify God and I could never hurt his feelings.

and I could be guilty of # 42
Yes, I know someone who does that too.
 

Blain

Senior Member
Aug 28, 2012
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#7
I just wanted to be annoying :D
uh huh.... you were just trying to get me to go home because I want God so badly. (Technically) it's not murder if you posted something that you knew would cause to them literally die laughing, well played Miri well played
 

p_rehbein

Senior Member
Sep 4, 2013
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367
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#8
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

I find they get even more annoyed if you respond to everything they say with..........."and your point is?"
 

Grandpa

Senior Member
Jun 24, 2011
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#9
I named my dog Cheyenne and later found out that it meant dog in one of the native american languages...

Also left my christmas lights up all year one year.
 
S

Sirk

Guest
#10
Make a clicking sound when someone is talking to you. Also you can mouth the words they are saying...this is VERY effective.
 

mailmandan

Senior Member
Apr 7, 2014
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972
113
#11
Act like a know it all.
Talk too much.
Constantly brag about yourself.
Be loud and obnoxious.
 
R

Rosesrock

Guest
#12
Run up the steps and sing the rocky theme
 

JesusLives

Senior Member
Oct 11, 2013
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645
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#14
Are we there yet?

And #28 has been in the BDF too long.....
 
R

Rosesrock

Guest
#15
Talk on your phone in a public restroom
 
May 30, 2015
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7
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#16
Hi I came across this and it gave me a bit of a chuckle.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
while talking to others.

3. Name your dog "Dog."

4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

6. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of
your "astronaut training."

7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.

8. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

9. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination,
UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

12. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

13. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie
parts back in the tray.

14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like
a parakeet.

15. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars
to see if they slow down.

17. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
with prophesy."

19. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as
you can, over and over and over.

20. Drum on every available surface.

21. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

22. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

23. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see
if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Place your shoes on the table.

26. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to
their right.


27. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what
you don't like about each one.

28. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

29. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

30. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

40. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

41. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.

42. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
Hilarious!

 

mailmandan

Senior Member
Apr 7, 2014
15,090
972
113
#17
Tailgate people when driving and don't use your turn signals.
 
C

cmarieh

Guest
#18
Tailgate people when driving and don't use your turn signals.
That doesn't annoy me it makes me mad. When I was younger my dad would stomp on the brakes when a person would tailgate, that would always scare me. Now, when that happens to me I pull off to the side of the road and let them go by because I don't want to take the chance. I can tolerate people not using their turn signals, but tailgating is another thing all together.
 

mailmandan

Senior Member
Apr 7, 2014
15,090
972
113
#19
Chew bubble gum loudly in a quiet public place and be sure to pop lots of bubbles.
 

mailmandan

Senior Member
Apr 7, 2014
15,090
972
113
#20
That doesn't annoy me it makes me mad. When I was younger my dad would stomp on the brakes when a person would tailgate, that would always scare me. Now, when that happens to me I pull off to the side of the road and let them go by because I don't want to take the chance. I can tolerate people not using their turn signals, but tailgating is another thing all together.
I'm annoyed when I initially notice that someone is tailgating me and if it persists, then I get mad. In regards to people not using their turn signal, I get annoyed with people in general who fail to exercise common courtesy.